Lab 10,979 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 she rigs me up last night at 1 in the morning get me to go up thee the pissi down rain,uses me for my body then when i want a bit n the morning shes like is that all you want me for and kicks me out if its about 10am she kicks you out, its because she wants a shower ready for my arrival at 11am. its like doing a virgin shes that tight, weasel willy Thats funny cause Judge says he's sees you leaving at 11.05am and she's always complaining about the last english twat not showering and always stinking of terriers.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,897 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 she rings you up for sex at 1 in the morning and your complaining bout having to go out in rain..lol...something wrong there!!! look am not like all men i want more than just sex Lun ya damn right there what are ya tb?? gay or summat :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 she rings you up for sex at 1 in the morning and your complaining bout having to go out in rain..lol...something wrong there!!! look am not like all men i want more than just sex whats point in that!! isnt that all we women need men for now... feminism and all :o Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 she rings you up for sex at 1 in the morning and your complaining bout having to go out in rain..lol...something wrong there!!! look am not like all men i want more than just sex Lun ya damn right there what are ya tb?? gay or summat :laugh: he told me hes only gay on sundays so hes still got today to get her sorted...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted June 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 no long was it the gay stuff kicked in as said only sundays Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 no long was it the gay stuff kicked in as said only sundays seriously maybe you just wore her out!!! she just needed a cuddlen and a rest...sure she'l ring you again tonight if your any good..when she stops ringing you then id worry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted June 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 no long was it the gay stuff kicked in as said only sundays seriously maybe you just wore her out!!! she just needed a cuddlen and a rest...sure she'l ring you again tonight if your any good..when she stops ringing you then id worry am up there at 5 but have to be back as i have the mrs staying tonight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 she rigs me up last night at 1 in the morning get me to go up thee the pissi down rain,uses me for my body then when i want a bit n the morning shes like is that all you want me for and kicks me out if its about 10am she kicks you out, its because she wants a shower ready for my arrival at 11am. its like doing a virgin shes that tight, weasel willy Thats funny cause Judge says he's sees you leaving at 11.05am and she's always complaining about the last english twat not showering and always stinking of terriers.......... funny your girlfriend like the taste of the englishman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 no long was it the gay stuff kicked in as said only sundays seriously maybe you just wore her out!!! she just needed a cuddlen and a rest...sure she'l ring you again tonight if your any good..when she stops ringing you then id worry am up there at 5 but have to be back as i have the mrs staying tonight :laugh: stop moaning then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 (edited) Feck her off no point in being bi anymore just bite the bullet like judge did and just go full gay :kiss: Edited June 25, 2011 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 she rigs me up last night at 1 in the morning get me to go up thee the pissi down rain,uses me for my body then when i want a bit n the morning shes like is that all you want me for and kicks me out if its about 10am she kicks you out, its because she wants a shower ready for my arrival at 11am. its like doing a virgin shes that tight, weasel willy Thats funny cause Judge says he's sees you leaving at 11.05am and she's always complaining about the last english twat not showering and always stinking of terriers.......... funny your girlfriend like the taste of the englishman HUH!!! Maybe you've solved that problem, thanks!... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danw 1,748 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 (edited) Feck her off no point in being bi anymore just bite the pillow like judge did and just go full gay :kiss: edited your post mate Edited June 25, 2011 by danw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Feck her off no point in being bi anymore just bite the pillow like judge did and just go full gay :kiss: edited your post mate bloody feathers everywhere considering he is an inbred, he has a good bite. took me ages to hoover them feathers up :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Time to part exchange her for a new model its only 3 week in this one You've only been with her for three weeks and you're already having sex? You tart! Shame on you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 she rings you up for sex at 1 in the morning and your complaining bout having to go out in rain..lol...something wrong there!!! look am not like all men i want more than just sex whats point in that!! isnt that all we women need men for now... feminism and all :o god I wish that was true!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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