Paid 935 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 More prepH, less KY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Farmer Giles my arse your sore through the things you get upto in dark alleys with lonely old men :sick: you are a silly git at times, how the hell would giving a blow job make my arse sore?? you never heard of tromboning then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Farmer Giles my arse your sore through the things you get upto in dark alleys with lonely old men :sick: you are a silly git at times, how the hell would giving a blow job make my arse sore?? you never heard of tromboning then erm, strangely....no! enlighten us.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martnmagik 68 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 OK so here goes, I'll explain in as much detail as I can without becoming crude or vulgar.... As all blokes know, when they go and have a sit on the throne two or three times a day it's a nice time to reflect on a few thoughts, get a little peace, read an interesting publication FHM/Maxim etc. or, as modern day technology now allows, visit one's favourite websites by way of a mobile phone. Now my work involves being sat on a PC for most of the day, so I nearly always have THL open on one of the tabs and check every now and again for updates or new interesting posts. However, during my "peace time" I tend to read some of the longer posts and sometimes get a little too absorbed in some of the longer threads, or threads where two or more people start bickering and arguing about something stupid, I know you'll find that hard to believe but it does happen on here from time to time Now this is where the addiction of checking THL becomes slightly bad for the health. I only know this after doing a little research on a condition that I seem to have developed, if anyone has ever known anyone or anything by the name of 'farmer giles' you will know exactly what I'm talking about......problems are encountered when having a low fibre diet, spending too much time sitting down or spending too much time sitting on the toilet, possibly as a result of reading on the toilet and not realising how long you're actually sitting on there. So! thanks to THL, I am now sat on a cushion working, and my daily walks with the dog are shortened to awkward hobbles through the woodland hoping she spots a squirrel in the distance and pisses off to chase that rather than stand there looking at me strangely wondering why I'm walking like my grandad! I want a full written apology by Darcy himself!!! NOT HAPPY is it wrong to admit reading this post while sat on the throne myself? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 OK so here goes, I'll explain in as much detail as I can without becoming crude or vulgar.... As all blokes know, when they go and have a sit on the throne two or three times a day it's a nice time to reflect on a few thoughts, get a little peace, read an interesting publication FHM/Maxim etc. or, as modern day technology now allows, visit one's favourite websites by way of a mobile phone. Now my work involves being sat on a PC for most of the day, so I nearly always have THL open on one of the tabs and check every now and again for updates or new interesting posts. However, during my "peace time" I tend to read some of the longer posts and sometimes get a little too absorbed in some of the longer threads, or threads where two or more people start bickering and arguing about something stupid, I know you'll find that hard to believe but it does happen on here from time to time Now this is where the addiction of checking THL becomes slightly bad for the health. I only know this after doing a little research on a condition that I seem to have developed, if anyone has ever known anyone or anything by the name of 'farmer giles' you will know exactly what I'm talking about......problems are encountered when having a low fibre diet, spending too much time sitting down or spending too much time sitting on the toilet, possibly as a result of reading on the toilet and not realising how long you're actually sitting on there. So! thanks to THL, I am now sat on a cushion working, and my daily walks with the dog are shortened to awkward hobbles through the woodland hoping she spots a squirrel in the distance and pisses off to chase that rather than stand there looking at me strangely wondering why I'm walking like my grandad! I want a full written apology by Darcy himself!!! NOT HAPPY is it wrong to admit reading this post while sat on the throne myself? good lad! don't stay for too long though!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 am i the only none gay on here now days? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 am i the only none gay on here now days? no, you push back, makes you also gay sweet cheeks :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Tb your the biggest fudge packer on here. You spend hours at a time with a jar of jumbo hot dogs pretending you are getting turned over by a full rugby team. Over half your giro money is sent on vaseline and poppers. Lol FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 That's you put back in your place bitch. Speechless. Lol FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 That's you put back in your place bitch. Speechless. Lol FTB speechless because his mouth is full and im running my fingers through his hair as i type.. thats it my boy, slow and slippery, goooooooooood lad!!!! whos next?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 That is vile. I'm not easily disgusted but I am now lol. FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 That is vile. I'm not easily disgusted but I am now lol. FTB FTB, stop the PMs A promise is a promise! im a man of my word, you can go when topnotch has finished but hes going twos up with Attack Fell Terrier at the moment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 ''YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF VILE CREATURES'' get back on it biatch, your licking Robs piles after ive done with you and then Fight the ban can have his turn :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 That sounds quite soothing actually. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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