rob190364 2,594 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 OK so here goes, I'll explain in as much detail as I can without becoming crude or vulgar.... As all blokes know, when they go and have a sit on the throne two or three times a day it's a nice time to reflect on a few thoughts, get a little peace, read an interesting publication FHM/Maxim etc. or, as modern day technology now allows, visit one's favourite websites by way of a mobile phone. Now my work involves being sat on a PC for most of the day, so I nearly always have THL open on one of the tabs and check every now and again for updates or new interesting posts. However, during my "peace time" I tend to read some of the longer posts and sometimes get a little too absorbed in some of the longer threads, or threads where two or more people start bickering and arguing about something stupid, I know you'll find that hard to believe but it does happen on here from time to time Now this is where the addiction of checking THL becomes slightly bad for the health. I only know this after doing a little research on a condition that I seem to have developed, if anyone has ever known anyone or anything by the name of 'farmer giles' you will know exactly what I'm talking about......problems are encountered when having a low fibre diet, spending too much time sitting down or spending too much time sitting on the toilet, possibly as a result of reading on the toilet and not realising how long you're actually sitting on there. So! thanks to THL, I am now sat on a cushion working, and my daily walks with the dog are shortened to awkward hobbles through the woodland hoping she spots a squirrel in the distance and pisses off to chase that rather than stand there looking at me strangely wondering why I'm walking like my grandad! I want a full written apology by Darcy himself!!! NOT HAPPY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Farmer Giles my arse your sore through the things you get upto in dark alleys with lonely old men :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Farmer Giles my arse your sore through the things you get upto in dark alleys with lonely old men :sick: you are a silly git at times, how the hell would giving a blow job make my arse sore?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Farmer Giles my arse your sore through the things you get upto in dark alleys with lonely old men :sick: you are a silly git at times, how the hell would giving a blow job make my arse sore?? OH FFS!!! That just made me spit a mouthful of coffee out, and yes, it was just coffee!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Farmer Giles my arse your sore through the things you get upto in dark alleys with lonely old men :sick: you are a silly git at times, how the hell would giving a blow job make my arse sore?? OH FFS!!! That just made me spit a mouthful of coffee out, and yes, it was just coffee!!!! if it wasn't coffee it'd have been a right waste! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 anybody else noticing an underlying gay trend on here.the gay talk is getting more and more common everyday. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 anybody else noticing an underlying gay trend on here.the gay talk is getting more and more common everyday. I know, when's the next game show....shall we all meet up? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 (edited) anybody else noticing an underlying gay trend on here.the gay talk is getting more and more common everyday. I blame Earth, I was talking about a sensitive medical condition and he turned it into fudging! Edited June 24, 2011 by rob190364 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 anybody else noticing an underlying gay trend on here.the gay talk is getting more and more common everyday. I know, when's the next game show....shall we all meet up? oh i couldnt be gay mate.f**k getting knock backs from guys aswell as women.that would just finish my self eestem all together lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 anybody else noticing an underlying gay trend on here.the gay talk is getting more and more common everyday. I know, when's the next game show....shall we all meet up? oh i couldnt be gay mate.f**k getting knock backs from guys aswell as women.that would just finish my self eestem all together lol I wish I was gay at times.....they don't get women peckin their fukkin heads all the time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 anybody else noticing an underlying gay trend on here.the gay talk is getting more and more common everyday. I know, when's the next game show....shall we all meet up? oh i couldnt be gay mate.f**k getting knock backs from guys aswell as women.that would just finish my self eestem all together lol I wish I was gay at times.....they don't get women peckin their fukkin heads all the time! no they just poke there head in the unholiest of holes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 anybody else noticing an underlying gay trend on here.the gay talk is getting more and more common everyday. I know, when's the next game show....shall we all meet up? oh i couldnt be gay mate.f**k getting knock backs from guys aswell as women.that would just finish my self eestem all together lol I wish I was gay at times.....they don't get women peckin their fukkin heads all the time! no they just poke there head in the unholiest of holes anyway, back to my problem.....do they just go or what, I really don't fancy going to see the quack about it.....I'm not racist and don't mind asian people coming over here doing all sorts of things, but I don't want one messing with my aris! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tomm Parr 30 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 OK so here goes, I'll explain in as much detail as I can without becoming crude or vulgar.... As all blokes know, when they go and have a sit on the throne two or three times a day it's a nice time to reflect on a few thoughts, get a little peace, read an interesting publication FHM/Maxim etc. or, as modern day technology now allows, visit one's favourite websites by way of a mobile phone. Now my work involves being sat on a PC for most of the day, so I nearly always have THL open on one of the tabs and check every now and again for updates or new interesting posts. However, during my "peace time" I tend to read some of the longer posts and sometimes get a little too absorbed in some of the longer threads, or threads where two or more people start bickering and arguing about something stupid, I know you'll find that hard to believe but it does happen on here from time to time Now this is where the addiction of checking THL becomes slightly bad for the health. I only know this after doing a little research on a condition that I seem to have developed, if anyone has ever known anyone or anything by the name of 'farmer giles' you will know exactly what I'm talking about......problems are encountered when having a low fibre diet, spending too much time sitting down or spending too much time sitting on the toilet, possibly as a result of reading on the toilet and not realising how long you're actually sitting on there. So! thanks to THL, I am now sat on a cushion working, and my daily walks with the dog are shortened to awkward hobbles through the woodland hoping she spots a squirrel in the distance and pisses off to chase that rather than stand there looking at me strangely wondering why I'm walking like my grandad! I want a full written apology by Darcy himself!!! NOT HAPPY You should see a doctor mate. Anything more than twice a day is not a good sign............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 OK so here goes, I'll explain in as much detail as I can without becoming crude or vulgar.... As all blokes know, when they go and have a sit on the throne two or three times a day it's a nice time to reflect on a few thoughts, get a little peace, read an interesting publication FHM/Maxim etc. or, as modern day technology now allows, visit one's favourite websites by way of a mobile phone. Now my work involves being sat on a PC for most of the day, so I nearly always have THL open on one of the tabs and check every now and again for updates or new interesting posts. However, during my "peace time" I tend to read some of the longer posts and sometimes get a little too absorbed in some of the longer threads, or threads where two or more people start bickering and arguing about something stupid, I know you'll find that hard to believe but it does happen on here from time to time Now this is where the addiction of checking THL becomes slightly bad for the health. I only know this after doing a little research on a condition that I seem to have developed, if anyone has ever known anyone or anything by the name of 'farmer giles' you will know exactly what I'm talking about......problems are encountered when having a low fibre diet, spending too much time sitting down or spending too much time sitting on the toilet, possibly as a result of reading on the toilet and not realising how long you're actually sitting on there. So! thanks to THL, I am now sat on a cushion working, and my daily walks with the dog are shortened to awkward hobbles through the woodland hoping she spots a squirrel in the distance and pisses off to chase that rather than stand there looking at me strangely wondering why I'm walking like my grandad! I want a full written apology by Darcy himself!!! NOT HAPPY You should see a doctor mate. Anything more than twice a day is not a good sign............ Pah! I'm not worried about that, it just means I eat loads of sh'te! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Farmer Giles my arse your sore through the things you get upto in dark alleys with lonely old men :sick: you are a silly git at times, how the hell would giving a blow job make my arse sore?? OH FFS!!! That just made me spit a mouthful of coffee out, and yes, it was just coffee!!!! i knew it... you dont swallow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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