blan89 159 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 i was speaking to some bird in town the other night who obviously wanted the schlong and realised how inarticulate and awkward and ive become,i genuinely dont think i'd know how to pull anymore(other than the full on slags who im sure still as easy) Been with my bird for about 2 years now so im out of practice but i didnt think it would happen this fast, i thought there'd be time im sure some of the over 40's on here can answer my question accurately. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Looks like you have lost it. No one will even speak to you on here! FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 I know im gettin lonely all by myself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,793 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Wank! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 its amazing what women you can get with a lump hammer ,2 ruppees and cable ties Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 (edited) TRY THESE 1) Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2) Are your parents retarded? Cause you're special. 3) My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can't hold it in. 4) Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cause I can see meself in them. 5) Your body reminds me of a spanner...everytime I think of you my nuts tighten. 6) You might not be the best looking girl, but beauty is only a light switch away! If them chat up lines fail on the girls.You can use a knife instead you will get laid most nights. Edited June 20, 2011 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 its amazing what women you can get with a lump hammer ,2 ruppees and cable ties im not into Indian birds mate,but swap them rupees for roofies and you might just have a plan. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little fish 3 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 (edited) You have either got it ! or you aint ! and sometimes it can be a curse lol Edited June 20, 2011 by Little fish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 its amazing what women you can get with a lump hammer ,2 ruppees and cable ties im not into Indian birds mate,but swap them rupees for roofies and you might just have a plan. god im shit at spelling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 You have either got it ! or you aint ! and sometimes it can be a curse lol your tellin me mate,it worries me to think how many lil blans could be running around various corners of the globe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 FTB OMG :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,898 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 i was speaking to some bird in town the other night who obviously wanted the schlong and realised how inarticulate and awkward and ive become,i genuinely dont think i'd know how to pull anymore(other than the full on slags who im sure still as easy) Been with my bird for about 2 years now so im out of practice but i didnt think it would happen this fast, i thought there'd be time im sure some of the over 40's on here can answer my question accurately. ask your bird, if you can practice your chat up lines on her only joking, just be your self if they like you it wont matter what you say. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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