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i was speaking to some bird in town the other night who obviously wanted the schlong and realised how inarticulate and awkward and ive become,i genuinely dont think i'd know how to pull anymore(other than the full on slags who im sure still as easy) :blink:

 

Been with my bird for about 2 years now so im out of practice but i didnt think it would happen this fast, i thought there'd be time :cry:

 

im sure some of the over 40's on here can answer my question accurately.

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TRY THESE

 

1) Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away!

2) Are your parents retarded? Cause you're special.

3) My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cause I can see meself in them.

5) Your body reminds me of a spanner...everytime I think of you my nuts tighten.

6) You might not be the best looking girl, but beauty is only a light switch away!

 

If them chat up lines fail on the girls.You can use a knife instead you will get laid most nights.

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its amazing what women you can get with a lump hammer ,2 ruppees and cable ties

im not into Indian birds mate,but swap them rupees for roofies and you might just have a plan.

:laugh: god im shit at spelling
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i was speaking to some bird in town the other night who obviously wanted the schlong and realised how inarticulate and awkward and ive become,i genuinely dont think i'd know how to pull anymore(other than the full on slags who im sure still as easy) :blink:

 

Been with my bird for about 2 years now so im out of practice but i didnt think it would happen this fast, i thought there'd be time :cry:

 

im sure some of the over 40's on here can answer my question accurately.

 

ask your bird, if you can practice your chat up lines on her :laugh: only joking, just be your self if they like you it wont matter what you say. :yes:

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