mistwalker 0 Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 This 'young lady' has registered as a model on a photographers & models webforum I'm on. Models can state whether they will work for pay or photos, she wants both ! Now, I know I'm no oilpainting (as I'm sure one or two of you will be only too happy to vouch for), but feck me, she needs to invest in a bloody mirror :sick: ! http://www.net-model.com/UserImages/22005/...5431-32622b.JPG http://www.net-model.com/UserImages/22005/...4352-32622t.jpg http://www.net-model.com/UserImages/32005/...2446-32622t.jpg Aye, and keep goin til it's ALL covered up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Geordie Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Dunno like, 10 pints and i could be tempted :11: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clinton 0 Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 the fat and the ugly need loving to Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DiStuRBeD 0 Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 the terms head like a half eaten pie or head that could make an onion cry comes to mind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Duzabit Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Got a face like a half melted rubber bull dog''' Duz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brummy 9 Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 FAT MESS :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stabs 3 Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 I've had worse :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Yep, so have i stabs my problem is , i,m a tit man, so after a few beers, its all i see, woken up nestling on a pair of beauties several times, only to find them attatched to a pitbull wearing lipstick, ah beer, tis a wonderfull thing, it makes all the ugly birds go home at ten o clock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CharlieC Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 thats a wig surely? looks too blonde to be true. :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borderterrier 0 Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 CharlieC. Who's Shirley ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CharlieC Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IanB 0 Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 ah beer, tis a wonderfull thing, it makes all the ugly birds go home at ten o clock :11: @Baldie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SkinnyMan 11 Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Wouldnt wanna see her down a dark alley Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,543 Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Baldie has been up her dark alley Or was it him and fellman going two's up :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 me n fellman spit roasted the bitch, yorkshire in one end, lancs the other :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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