jf1970 328 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 i'm only here because everytime i massage my mrs's clam she makes a noise like a wolf, is this normal ? or have i found the wrong spot ? don't know about the wrong spot but i think you found THE WRONG f*****g HOLE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 I found my missus g spot the woman next door had it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Yes mate it's on aisle 15 next to tinned tuna and prawns Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trooperman 73 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 hello mate i would give you a detailed description of how to get there but i think the mods might delete the post .-------------the one thing i will say though is it is not that much further than the length of your middle and third finger. paul Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 thought i had found it one night when the girl screamed ,turns out it was just in the wrong hole lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nod 285 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 dont worry mate she will let you know when you have found it judging by your pic,looks like you have found yours think you have mate, u got the thumbs up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 must be next to the hoover an cooker, cos it seems the missus cannae find them either Rotf :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,503 Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 the one thing i will say though is it is not that much further than the length of your middle and third finger. Unless your Jeremy Beadle or a dwarf of course! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,503 Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 dont worry mate she will let you know when you have found it judging by your pic,looks like you have found yours If you only knew :laugh: Got to say, the old avatar aint doing you a lot of favours, looks like a backwards relative of Ronnie Corbett! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 I've just tried to find it on Google Earth but no joy as yet. I'll give the satnav a go and get back.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6pack 60 Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 dont worry mate she will let you know when you have found it If she's over 40, you best take an umbrella if you're going looking for it! Squirters, you gotta love em! Have seen some of the women you meet on the doors. Think maybe a bag over your head would be better. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 i bought the mrs a tool for the job years ago saved me fecking about looking for summot that was gonna do nowt for me -- kept her happy for years on a sunday morning while i was out with the terriers .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,555 Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 i bought the mrs a tool for the job years ago saved me fecking about looking for summot that was gonna do nowt for me -- kept her happy for years on a sunday morning while i was out with the terriers .. Mmmmm , think ill get my misses one of them tools ..... bet there in screw fix direct :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer189 93 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 i bought the mrs a tool for the job years ago saved me fecking about looking for summot that was gonna do nowt for me -- kept her happy for years on a sunday morning while i was out with the terriers .. She also made a cracking roast Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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