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Cyclists. Especially large groups of club cyclists and those that ride two-a-breast. FFS did they never do their cycling proficiency test at school?

 

Keep your screenwash well topped up and give the smelly two or three abreast gimps a free shower as you pass them. :thumbs:

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Cyclists. Especially large groups of club cyclists and those that ride two-a-breast. FFS did they never do their cycling proficiency test at school?

I'm not an angry driver but I think I should be allowed to have rocket launchers on the front of my car to blow up cars that do any one of the following:   Drive at 20mph holding you up and then whe

most car drivers full stop,yes i drive a lorry

Middle lane drivers, what is actually going through their heads?

 

Do they think they are safer because they won't fall off the edge.

lso people driving in country lanes that drive in the middle of the road.

 

 

lost a wingmirror to a turkish fella doing just that, he nearly ran us into a ditch then tried to blame us for it :icon_eek: he gave us 50euro for it very quickly when he realised we werent going to be fobbed off, had to put the wingmirror on ourselves as it barely covered the cost of a new wingmirror

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people that slow to rediculus speeds going over spped bumps in 30mph zones. They are desgined so that you can go over them at 30 and only give you a good old rattle when you go over the limit!!! Drives me f*****g bat shit crazy when i have to get down to like first gear

 

OH and does anyone else notice that people that drive HONDA JAZZ are always f*****g c**ts... ie OLD PEOPLE

 

Next time you are driving keep and eye out

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Middle lane drivers, what is actually going through their heads?

 

Do they think they are safer because they won't fall off the edge.

lso people driving in country lanes that drive in the middle of the road.

It's sheer laziness, they don't have to move lanes for people coming off slip roads, and they don't have to pull over for anyone coming behind.

 

And as a result of these people the people that aren't going that fast have to go in the fast lane to get round them and then the whole motorway turns into three lines of cars doing exactly the same speed...I'm telling you, rocket launchers would solve the problem!

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a few years ago i was driving behind someone on a narrow country road and they slowed to a stop to let a combine harvestor out in front of us :wankerzo4: :wankerzo4: :nono::nono: i couldnt over take for miles ,now that really made ma piss boil.

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People who are driving 10-20mph below the speed limit and then slow down for a speed camera!

There is a speed camera down our road in a 40 zone, with a 40mph sign about 5 yards in before it. You wouldn't believe the amount of vehicles that don't know the speed limit, don't see the sign 5 yards in front of the camera and anchor on.

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Cyclists. Especially large groups of club cyclists and those that ride two-a-breast. FFS did they never do their cycling proficiency test at school?

 

im not 100% but think thats perfectly legal

 

Legal or not it's still bloody annoying. Especially on the narrow winding roads around my way.

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Cyclists. Especially large groups of club cyclists and those that ride two-a-breast. FFS did they never do their cycling proficiency test at school?

 

Keep your screenwash well topped up and give the smelly two or three abreast gimps a free shower as you pass them. :thumbs:

 

I like your thinking!

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Cyclists (pedal bikes that is) who listen to music through their head phones going down our very narrow country lane and sit in the middle completely unaware that there is a motor trying to get past, and also, coming the opposite way, don't pull in at all and leave me veering all over the verge to get past as they hog the road :censored: :censored: :censored:

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most car drivers full stop,yes i drive a lorry :laugh:

So you drive a lorry then mate....well heres 1 you'll love.... :yes: c**ts that drive about slow as f**k but speed up just enough on the straights so you cant pass, or make you loose your speed at hills............. :wallbash::wallbash:

I think all these idiots should be banned from the road....if your not confident then i'm sorry you are a danger to every other road user. I'd love to have a helicopter with a big magnet on it and fly about all day throwing idiot drivers into fields... :toast:

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most car drivers full stop,yes i drive a lorry :laugh:

So you drive a lorry then mate....well heres 1 you'll love.... :yes: c**ts that drive about slow as f**k but speed up just enough on the straights so you cant pass, or make you loose your speed at hills............. :wallbash::wallbash:

I think all these idiots should be banned from the road....if your not confident then i'm sorry you are a danger to every other road user. I'd love to have a helicopter with a big magnet on it and fly about all day throwing idiot drivers into fields... :toast:

 

bang on :thumbs:

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