rob190364 2,594 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 (edited) I'm not an angry driver but I think I should be allowed to have rocket launchers on the front of my car to blow up cars that do any one of the following: Drive at 20mph holding you up and then when you come up to lights that have just changed they just go sailing through and leave you sat at the red light. When you've just overtaken them and then slow down for a red light that's just changing to green they overtake you again. Sit waiting at the petrol station for the pump on the right side to come free even though pumps stretch to both sides of the car easily. Go in left lane to go straight on at roundabout but completely cut up the right lane as they're actually crossing the roundabout Drive 2 inches from your bumper and then when you come to a straight with no cars around they don't overtake (usually women!) Go up the kerb when an ambulance is coming the other way even though there's nothing for the ambulance to overtake Do something dickheaded and then stick the V's up at you when you beep at them. Don't wave when you let them through But the worst thing by far.... Hog the middle lane of the motorway Edited June 14, 2011 by rob190364 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 +1 as well as; lorry drivers useing backroads as shortcuts (like the road past my house) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 women who drive people carriers & have kids in the nursery by me, the next one who pips at me to hurry up & move as i pass there to get to work on foot will get a kick in the fanny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 people going too slow on motorway/bypasses people going too fast in areas where kids play people assuming im going to allow them to come into my lane when they have something obstructing theirs (usually people in vans) people who are completely unaware of whats going on around them that are also completely unpredictable but try to cover it up by driving at just over half the speed limit (aka old people) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nighteyes 275 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 when ya let someone through or past and they dont flash ya or put there hand up fecking hate that,only takes too secs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 most car drivers full stop,yes i drive a lorry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 most car drivers full stop,yes i drive a lorry :realmad: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 I forgot, there is one that is worse than anything else including middle lane hoggers... When motorway is down to one lane and there's signs for a mile before hand and yet they drive all the way upto the lane closure and then cut in at the front.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 most car drivers full stop,yes i drive a lorry :realmad: ah lighten up f**k me we can all find something to moan about that we see on the roads every day one thing for certain it aint getting no better out there no matter what Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scalesntails 118 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 People that decide to drive everywhere at 20mph. If they want to drive that speed that's fine but pull over every now and then and let the queue of traffic past as they obviously aren't in a hurry. Problem is lots of people retire to cornwall so it's not uncommon to find them driving so slowly they are holding up tractors. I have no problem with tractors as you have to accept it living in the countryside and most will put over when they get too many cars behind. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mooch. 177 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 (edited) Cyclists. Especially large groups of club cyclists and those that ride two-a-breast. FFS did they never do their cycling proficiency test at school? Edited June 14, 2011 by Mooch. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Richie10 345 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Middle lane drivers, what is actually going through their heads? Do they think they are safer because they won't fall off the edge. lso people driving in country lanes that drive in the middle of the road. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 I forgot, there is one that is worse than anything else including middle lane hoggers... When motorway is down to one lane and there's signs for a mile before hand and yet they drive all the way upto the lane closure and then cut in at the front.... thats when a good lorry driver becomes your friend,by staddling across the lanes to stop cars getting by and doing this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Car drivers, dopey, myopic motherfuckers who have little concept of using mirrors, indicating, lane discipline, road positioning and observation. Not to mention the odd c**t in a car I have seen going the wrong f*****g way round a roundabout! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Cyclists. Especially large groups of club cyclists and those that ride two-a-breast. FFS did they never do their cycling proficiency test at school? im not 100% but think thats perfectly legal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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