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My mother in law move ink a nice house and loved it. A few weeks later a smackhead moved in opposite and every 10 mins there was a 'tap tap tap' at their door. Not so bad in the day but after 6pm when everybody is sitting watching tele the door know was like a f****n drum. It was like chinese water torture. There was needles lying near their bin, people that came to buy gear were mistreating thee kids. My mother in law even took a took a young girl out of a pram who was left outside this house in the rain and gave her some warm clothes and food. This went on for months. She had been round and asked many times for them to get a grip but they laughed and told her to f**k off 'slag'. One night I was staying over and I swear to god there was a knock at their door every 4-5 mins followed by loads of shouting. I was ready to blow but my mother in law lost it. She grabbed her boyfriends shotgun out the cabinet and stood outside her door and put the downstairs windows in and the front door. Police weren't even called as everybody was happy and the druggies

Moved out a week later shitting themselves. Job done

[stewie 3,387]

My mother in law move ink a nice house and loved it. A few weeks later a smackhead moved in opposite and every 10 mins there was a 'tap tap tap' at their door. Not so bad in the day but after 6pm when everybody is sitting watching tele the door know was like a f****n drum. It was like chinese water torture. There was needles lying near their bin, people that came to buy gear were mistreating thee kids. My mother in law even took a took a young girl out of a pram who was left outside this house in the rain and gave her some warm clothes and food. This went on for months. She had been round and asked many times for them to get a grip but they laughed and told her to f**k off 'slag'. One night I was staying over and I swear to god there was a knock at their door every 4-5 mins followed by loads of shouting. I was ready to blow but my mother in law lost it. She grabbed her boyfriends shotgun out the cabinet and stood outside her door and put the downstairs windows in and the front door. Police weren't even called as everybody was happy and the druggies

Moved out a week later shitting themselves. Job done

course she did :whistling:

[stewie 3,387]

best post of the thread mate.

And puts an emotive subject into perspective

cheers lads

[BULLDOUG 199]

My mother in law move ink a nice house and loved it. A few weeks later a smackhead moved in opposite and every 10 mins there was a 'tap tap tap' at their door. Not so bad in the day but after 6pm when everybody is sitting watching tele the door know was like a f****n drum. It was like chinese water torture. There was needles lying near their bin, people that came to buy gear were mistreating thee kids. My mother in law even took a took a young girl out of a pram who was left outside this house in the rain and gave her some warm clothes and food. This went on for months. She had been round and asked many times for them to get a grip but they laughed and told her to f**k off 'slag'. One night I was staying over and I swear to god there was a knock at their door every 4-5 mins followed by loads of shouting. I was ready to blow but my mother in law lost it. She grabbed her boyfriends shotgun out the cabinet and stood outside her door and put the downstairs windows in and the front door. Police weren't even called as everybody was happy and the druggies

Moved out a week later shitting themselves. Job done

 

And the morral of this story is..... Dont f**k with Veedublee's mother in law

 

YIS Dougie

[stewie 3,387]

My mother in law move ink a nice house and loved it. A few weeks later a smackhead moved in opposite and every 10 mins there was a 'tap tap tap' at their door. Not so bad in the day but after 6pm when everybody is sitting watching tele the door know was like a f****n drum. It was like chinese water torture. There was needles lying near their bin, people that came to buy gear were mistreating thee kids. My mother in law even took a took a young girl out of a pram who was left outside this house in the rain and gave her some warm clothes and food. This went on for months. She had been round and asked many times for them to get a grip but they laughed and told her to f**k off 'slag'. One night I was staying over and I swear to god there was a knock at their door every 4-5 mins followed by loads of shouting. I was ready to blow but my mother in law lost it. She grabbed her boyfriends shotgun out the cabinet and stood outside her door and put the downstairs windows in and the front door. Police weren't even called as everybody was happy and the druggies

Moved out a week later shitting themselves. Job done

 

And the morral of this story is..... Dont f**k with Veedublee's mother in law

 

YIS Dougie

:laugh:

[B.P.R 2,798]

True story lads. Laugh all you want but it happened

[stewie 3,387]

My mother in law move ink a nice house and loved it. A few weeks later a smackhead moved in opposite and every 10 mins there was a 'tap tap tap' at their door. Not so bad in the day but after 6pm when everybody is sitting watching tele the door know was like a f****n drum. It was like chinese water torture. There was needles lying near their bin, people that came to buy gear were mistreating thee kids. My mother in law even took a took a young girl out of a pram who was left outside this house in the rain and gave her some warm clothes and food. This went on for months. She had been round and asked many times for them to get a grip but they laughed and told her to f**k off 'slag'. One night I was staying over and I swear to god there was a knock at their door every 4-5 mins followed by loads of shouting. I was ready to blow but my mother in law lost it. She grabbed her boyfriends shotgun out the cabinet and stood outside her door and put the downstairs windows in and the front door. Police weren't even called as everybody was happy and the druggies

Moved out a week later shitting themselves. Job done

course she did :whistling:

:laugh: belter that though isn't it lurch I can't wait to hear about his dogs

:laugh: neither can i mate i bet they are as rough as his mother in law :laugh:

[stewie 3,387]

True story lads. Laugh all you want but it happened

Tell us one about your dogs mate

f**k that i want more on the mother in law

[BULLDOUG 199]

True story lads. Laugh all you want but it happened

 

I dont think anyone doubts what your saying, but still has an eliment of humour.

 

P.S i wernt luaghing, so you wont mention Bulldoug to the ole dear will ya?? :friends: :secret:

[B.P.R 2,798]

I'll gee u her number?

[stewie 3,387]

True story lads. Laugh all you want but it happened

 

I dont think anyone doubts what your saying, but still has an eliment of humour.

 

P.S i wernt luaghing, so you wont mention Bulldoug to the ole dear will ya?? :friends: :secret:

she sounds crazy mate you should be scared :hunter: :hunter:

[stewie 3,387]

I'll gee u her number?

go on then i like older women :wub:

[BULLDOUG 199]

True story lads. Laugh all you want but it happened

 

I dont think anyone doubts what your saying, but still has an eliment of humour.

 

P.S i wernt luaghing, so you wont mention Bulldoug to the ole dear will ya?? :friends: :secret:

she sounds crazy mate you should be scared :hunter: :hunter:

 

She sounds like a sweetheart compared to my Mother out law

[stewie 3,387]

True story lads. Laugh all you want but it happened

Tell us one about your dogs mate

I'll tell yous one,one time we went the midlands bushing,about ten lads with lurchers and a couple with spaniel crosses a small pack of about five dogs,we used to just pull up anywhere them days and had a few favourite places to go,we had a wood and line of brambles covered and put the spaniels to work,I was at the top of a field with my dog a black half x, bosun was at the other end near a wood with his dog the same as mine, we ran singlehanded so I was on my own sitting comfortably waiting for some action,I heard a noise it was a fox coming towards me with bosuns dog on it's arse, the fox came right past me and I just couldn't resist it lol I let my dog go he turned it as it came through the hedge back through the hedge as bosuns dog came through bosuns dog went left and lost sight,my dog chased the fox down the field towards bosun and the woods,well bosun thinks my dogs his and starts to cheer as my dog catches the fox,he's made up I'm laffing my head off and shouts to him it's my dog Should've seen his face

:laugh: poor old bosun can just see it now!!! :laugh:

[scalesntails 118]

True story lads. Laugh all you want but it happened

Tell us one about your dogs mate

I'll tell yous one,one time we went the midlands bushing,about ten lads with lurchers and a couple with spaniel crosses a small pack of about five dogs,we used to just pull up anywhere them days and had a few favourite places to go,we had a wood and line of brambles covered and put the spaniels to work,I was at the top of a field with my dog a black half x, bosun was at the other end near a wood with his dog the same as mine, we ran singlehanded so I was on my own sitting comfortably waiting for some action,I heard a noise it was a fox coming towards me with bosuns dog on it's arse, the fox came right past me and I just couldn't resist it lol I let my dog go he turned it as it came through the hedge back through the hedge as bosuns dog came through bosuns dog went left and lost sight,my dog chased the fox down the field towards bosun and the woods,well bosun thinks my dogs his and starts to cheer as my dog catches the fox,he's made up I'm laffing my head off and shouts to him it's my dog Should've seen his face

:laugh: poor old bosun can just see it now!!! :laugh:

stuff ye don't forget mate

I told one, vedublee told a belter, someone else tell us one

 

Was out walking one of my dogs and he heard a noise on the other side of the hedge, pricked up his ears and jumped through a gap in the hedge. About a minute later he came back with something in his mouth. Dropped it at my feet and it was a yorkshire terrier.

 

Luckily the dog is softmouthed so there was no harm to the yorkie and the owner somehow found it quite funny. She thought it was a maternal thing as he picked it up so gently by the scruff. This was just after I first got him from a pet home. They rehomed him for having a prey drive. Best £50 I have ever spent.