Guest alcapone Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 A jock is shagging a girl and she asks him "Dosnt it bother you that im 13?" to which the jock replys "No,not at all.......im not superstitious!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alcapone Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Warning!!! There has been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky,hit a Penguin over the head with a Club,tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland,Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice,only known to police as RichT. Unfortunately they dont have a crumb of evidence,so the Jammie Dodger might get away with it!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 When I sat my 12 year old daughter down and asked her if she knew how she had got pregnant, she said that she doesn't really know where babies come from and that she thinks it might've been from that time she sat next to her classmate Jonathan on the school bus. Looks like I might just get away with it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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