lee micheal kennels 12 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 (edited) Ginger women goes 2 doctors bout a rash on her fanny....doc asks how often do u have sex? once a year she replies...! doc says thats not a rash love ...its f*****g rust!!!!! Edited June 11, 2011 by lee micheal kennels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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boyo 1,398 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 a little girl cant sleep and walks into her parents bedroom late one night and shouts jesus christ and you want me to see a doctor about sucking my fecking thumb. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 marriage is like a deck of cards in the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond by the end you wish you had a feckin club and spade . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lee micheal kennels 12 Posted June 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 marriage is like a deck of cards in the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond by the end you wish you had a feckin club and spade . i like it pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 TB25 got laid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 TB25 got laid. now you are fecking joking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Baghdadnights 150 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 TB25 got laid. now you are fecking joking Isn't that more a miracle than a joke 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Rake aboot 4,935 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Daughter asks her dad "can my boyfriend stay over " Dad shouts "can he f**k" "like a rabbit " she says Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Priest books into the Travel lodge, and he says to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled" "No it`s ordinary porn, you sick b*****d" she replies 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest no1 jacker Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 what do you call a fit paki? asif Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 My daughter got sent home from school today for swearing What did you say,? I asked The C word she replied Thats not clever ,is it ? I said She said, no it was c**t !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 The church service was ending, and the collection had just finished,,the preacher saw a £50 note in the plate,,he stopped the service and said, Whoever put the £50 in please stand up..A gay guy stood up and said" I put it in". The preacher says, for your generosity I`ll let you pick 3 hyms ! Gay guy gets all excited ,,looks around and goes,,I`ll have Him,,,him and him.. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 TB25 got laid. now you are fecking joking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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