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wear her underwear. try out her toys.

yeaahh, kinda feel like doing something different to the norm though :laugh:

well thats the underwear thing out the window then....... :whistling: What about walking about the house bollock naked, drink copious amounts of alchohol and eat as much shite as humanly possible..... :thumbs:

 

 

 

all of the above and some decent porn and weed :thumbs:

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Thinking at least 3 or 4 night fishing sessions, at least 5 or 6 crates of beers, ferret obstacles courses in the kitchen :yes: , the loan of someones xbox 360, 2 and a half men box set....

 

anyone got any other suggestions?? gotta make the most of this! :toast:

 

she not got a sister :whistling: you did say you got to make the mostof it lol ......:toast:

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Thinking at least 3 or 4 night fishing sessions, at least 5 or 6 crates of beers, ferret obstacles courses in the kitchen :yes: , the loan of someones xbox 360, 2 and a half men box set....

 

anyone got any other suggestions?? gotta make the most of this! :toast:

 

 

my missus beejn to antiga for the last weeik due home this sunday, believe me mate aint all its cracked up to be,only been pissed twice and layed four times but f**k me im gagging for one of her cups of tea :thumbs:

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do the same as her = out of sight out of mind.? :tongue4:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: quality mate :toast:

lucher1 is it me or is that bug geting bigger lol.......

yes mate it is :laugh: :laugh: tried pming you back but wont send mate??? :thumbs:

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Thinking at least 3 or 4 night fishing sessions, at least 5 or 6 crates of beers, ferret obstacles courses in the kitchen :yes: , the loan of someones xbox 360, 2 and a half men box set....

 

anyone got any other suggestions?? gotta make the most of this! :toast:

 

 

my missus beejn to antiga for the last weeik due home this sunday, believe me mate aint all its cracked up to be,only been pissed twice and layed four times but f**k me im gagging for one of her cups of tea :thumbs:

Well i hope you tell her off when she comes home then............. :whistling:

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Thinking at least 3 or 4 night fishing sessions, at least 5 or 6 crates of beers, ferret obstacles courses in the kitchen :yes: , the loan of someones xbox 360, 2 and a half men box set....

 

anyone got any other suggestions?? gotta make the most of this! :toast:

 

 

my missus beejn to antiga for the last weeik due home this sunday, believe me mate aint all its cracked up to be,only been pissed twice and layed four times but f**k me im gagging for one of her cups of tea :thumbs:

I'm the man when it comes to makin brews so I won't have that problem.....why on earth have you only been pissed twice? :icon_eek::icon_eek: I don't intend to sober up twice never mind get pissed twice!

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