rob190364 2,594 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 (edited) Thinking at least 3 or 4 night fishing sessions, at least 5 or 6 crates of beers, ferret obstacles courses in the kitchen , the loan of someones xbox 360, 2 and a half men box set.... anyone got any other suggestions?? gotta make the most of this! Edited June 10, 2011 by rob190364 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irishnut 297 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 wear her underwear. try out her toys. toilet train the dog, to use house toilet. move all kitchen cupboards and gear into upstairs bedroom, and take bed and wardrobes into kitchen. get a mail order bride for the fortnight. the world is your hamster. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 You mean she hasnt left you a list of jobs to do while she is away :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 wear her underwear. try out her toys. yeaahh, kinda feel like doing something different to the norm though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
troter58 1,711 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 You mean she hasnt left you a list of jobs to do while she is away :laugh: to right she has Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 You mean she hasnt left you a list of jobs to do while she is away :laugh: No, she may give me the instruction not to get a puppy though....after I got one last time she went away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irishnut 297 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 You mean she hasnt left you a list of jobs to do while she is away :laugh: No, she may give me the instruction not to get a puppy though....after I got one last time she went away don't get a puppy, get a fox cub Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 You mean she hasnt left you a list of jobs to do while she is away :laugh: No, she may give me the instruction not to get a puppy though....after I got one last time she went away So your getting another pup then :laugh: , well getting that house-trained in a week will will be more than enough for any man to cope with Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Change the locks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 wear her underwear. try out her toys. yeaahh, kinda feel like doing something different to the norm though well thats the underwear thing out the window then....... What about walking about the house bollock naked, drink copious amounts of alchohol and eat as much shite as humanly possible..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest no1 jacker Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Thinking at least 3 or 4 night fishing sessions, at least 5 or 6 crates of beers, ferret obstacles courses in the kitchen , the loan of someones xbox 360, 2 and a half men box set.... anyone got any other suggestions?? gotta make the most of this! you will miss her when she goes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,543 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Lucky b*****d 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Move house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Bottle of whisky, bag of shrooms and a banjo The three b's of fuckedness. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,982 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 do the same as her = out of sight out of mind.? :tongue4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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