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Half and half mate......creosote and used motor oil...... :thumbs:

 

f*****g olive oil...... :doh: Suppose you want Popeye round to help paint the bloody fence next....Better get some spinach when your out Dotty....... :laugh:

 

for once i agree with you :laugh:

Hows that?........mind we both agreed that your a complete wanker........remember?...... :hmm:

 

hey, ive not needed to pull my sausage for a few years pal :tongue2:

Thats because you aint seen it for a few years................fatty!!!...... :boogie:

 

im 11 stone :feck:

 

whats your weight ya smelly cross dressing jock? :hmm:

6ft 1", 13st and a pure scottish porridge eating machine........FFS av had a haggis supper that weighs more than you....... :laugh:

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Thats because you aint seen it for a few years................fatty!!!......

Half and half mate......creosote and used motor oil...... :thumbs:

 

f*****g olive oil...... :doh: Suppose you want Popeye round to help paint the bloody fence next....Better get some spinach when your out Dotty....... :laugh:

 

for once i agree with you :laugh:

Hows that?........mind we both agreed that your a complete wanker........remember?...... :hmm:

 

hey, ive not needed to pull my sausage for a few years pal :tongue2:

Thats because you aint seen it for a few years................fatty!!!...... :boogie:

 

im 11 stone :feck:

 

whats your weight ya smelly cross dressing jock? :hmm:

6ft 1", 13st and a pure scottish porridge eating machine........FFS av had a haggis supper that weighs more than you....... :laugh:

 

probally eaten and eat more haggis than you :icon_redface:

 

yep,thats my down side, i eat foreign shyte :whistling:

 

scottish porridge, more like man porridge you filthy hermit.

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Half and half mate......creosote and used motor oil...... :thumbs:

 

f*****g olive oil...... :doh: Suppose you want Popeye round to help paint the bloody fence next....Better get some spinach when your out Dotty....... :laugh:

 

for once i agree with you :laugh:

Hows that?........mind we both agreed that your a complete wanker........remember?...... :hmm:

 

hey, ive not needed to pull my sausage for a few years pal :tongue2:

Thats because you aint seen it for a few years................fatty!!!...... :boogie:

 

im 11 stone :feck:

 

whats your weight ya smelly cross dressing jock? :hmm:

6ft 1", 13st and a pure scottish porridge eating machine........FFS av had a haggis supper that weighs more than you....... :laugh:

 

probally eaten and eat more haggis than you :icon_redface:

 

yep,thats my down side, i eat foreign shyte :whistling:

 

scottish porridge, more like man porridge you filthy hermit.

Ah ha another one that disses the scots but secretly yearns to be one..........ya haggis eating english fanny!! ..... :laugh:

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Half and half mate......creosote and used motor oil...... :thumbs:

 

f*****g olive oil...... :doh: Suppose you want Popeye round to help paint the bloody fence next....Better get some spinach when your out Dotty....... :laugh:

 

for once i agree with you :laugh:

Hows that?........mind we both agreed that your a complete wanker........remember?...... :hmm:

 

hey, ive not needed to pull my sausage for a few years pal :tongue2:

Thats because you aint seen it for a few years................fatty!!!...... :boogie:

 

im 11 stone :feck:

 

whats your weight ya smelly cross dressing jock? :hmm:

6ft 1", 13st and a pure scottish porridge eating machine........FFS av had a haggis supper that weighs more than you....... :laugh:

 

probally eaten and eat more haggis than you :icon_redface:

 

yep,thats my down side, i eat foreign shyte :whistling:

 

scottish porridge, more like man porridge you filthy hermit.

Ah ha another one that disses the scots but secretly yearns to be one..........ya haggis eating english fanny!! ..... :laugh:

 

nah, the wifes grandparents are fecking scots :wallbash:

 

they make me eat it...... honest!!! :secret: :unsure:

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i have just been to buy some more creosote for the garden fence, i bought 20 litres a few month ago an it cos me 37 nikker or there aboots, i thought that was a good deal, i used it to do 18metres a fence.....

 

just been back to get some more for new fence, an its 49 quid for the same 20 litres :icon_eek:

 

noo bear in mind im scottish, an this time i got 20 metres a fencing to do :blink:

 

 

whats gonna be best to water it doon, oil, diesel, or anything else oot there i can use to squeeze an extra 2m oot this tin :whistling:

 

 

come on im betting this site is full a skin flints :laugh:

old engine oil, dear stuff creosote

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Half and half mate......creosote and used motor oil...... :thumbs:

 

f*****g olive oil...... :doh: Suppose you want Popeye round to help paint the bloody fence next....Better get some spinach when your out Dotty....... :laugh:

 

for once i agree with you :laugh:

Hows that?........mind we both agreed that your a complete wanker........remember?...... :hmm:

 

hey, ive not needed to pull my sausage for a few years pal :tongue2:

Thats because you aint seen it for a few years................fatty!!!...... :boogie:

 

im 11 stone :feck:

 

whats your weight ya smelly cross dressing jock? :hmm:

6ft 1", 13st and a pure scottish porridge eating machine........FFS av had a haggis supper that weighs more than you....... :laugh:

were did you get that one from :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Half and half mate......creosote and used motor oil...... :thumbs:

 

f*****g olive oil...... :doh: Suppose you want Popeye round to help paint the bloody fence next....Better get some spinach when your out Dotty....... :laugh:

 

for once i agree with you :laugh:

Hows that?........mind we both agreed that your a complete wanker........remember?...... :hmm:

 

hey, ive not needed to pull my sausage for a few years pal :tongue2:

Thats because you aint seen it for a few years................fatty!!!...... :boogie:

 

im 11 stone :feck:

 

whats your weight ya smelly cross dressing jock? :hmm:

6ft 1", 13st and a pure scottish porridge eating machine........FFS av had a haggis supper that weighs more than you....... :laugh:

were did you get that one from :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

 

:notworthy: the truths coming out now now...

come on buddy, spread the love and spill the beans :boogie:

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Half and half mate......creosote and used motor oil...... :thumbs:

 

f*****g olive oil...... :doh: Suppose you want Popeye round to help paint the bloody fence next....Better get some spinach when your out Dotty....... :laugh:

 

for once i agree with you :laugh:

Hows that?........mind we both agreed that your a complete wanker........remember?...... :hmm:

 

hey, ive not needed to pull my sausage for a few years pal :tongue2:

Thats because you aint seen it for a few years................fatty!!!...... :boogie:

 

im 11 stone :feck:

 

whats your weight ya smelly cross dressing jock? :hmm:

6ft 1", 13st and a pure scottish porridge eating machine........FFS av had a haggis supper that weighs more than you....... :laugh:

were did you get that one from :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

 

:notworthy: the truths coming out now now...

come on buddy, spread the love and spill the beans :boogie:

He must be talking about the haggis biut you muppet.......... :doh:

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