rocky1 942 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 your mother was a snow blower, short circuit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 "IS THIS A COUNCIL HOUSE MUCKER" Scud after his van has smashed into the fellas house ! "DOYA WANT A FUCK1NG HAMMER" Old Tinker to the lads knockin at his door , when they go to pick "BOOT'S" up . Both off Man About Dog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'm Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that? [recruits answers: Sir. Yes Sir!] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair! [recruits repeats with a louder tone] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, f*****g beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! You will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? Everything that comes out of Hartmans mouth in that film is memorable! He was one of the best characters of any film IMO . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nugTqRhDIw0 from 1.32 min on 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nugTqRhDIw0 from 1.32 min on What a film . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rocky1 942 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 i love it when a plan comes together ,hanibal the ATEAM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'm Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that? [recruits answers: Sir. Yes Sir!] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair! [recruits repeats with a louder tone] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, f*****g beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! You will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? Everything that comes out of Hartmans mouth in that film is memorable! He was one of the best characters of any film IMO . Without a doubt A previous United States Marine Corps drill instructor, and Vietnam veteran. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted June 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 How could i forget Sgt Hartman? I take back the Rocky one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick1212 389 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 porsher put them spuds on a low light this wont take me 5 minutes blonde fist Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. - Ferris Bueller Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Always torn between... and... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_aVuS7cOIQ Single line... Always.... "Fill your hand you son of a bitch...." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepitcovert 842 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 I didnt like him anyway, he wasnt right in the head. Mad stephen braveheart. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Always torn between... Forgot about that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shushycatcher 219 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Why di wana caravan with no f*****g wheels for! Snatch is full of great one liners. Sit down and shut up you big fat f**k! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 "Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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