CarraghsGem 92 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Otis B. Driftwood: I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work Adam Banjo: Please, mister. This is insane. Otis B. Driftwood: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f****n' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mooch. 177 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Your mother was a hamster and you're father smells of elderberries. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 on my command,unleash hell! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 You can put it anywhere baby - Little Anal Whores vol 3. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7SHlMiWeI Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ulverston moocher 60 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 it is like a finger pointing away to the moon dont consantrate on the finger or you will miss all that hevenly glory Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teddd 84 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n0Q8THJE60 in the year of our lord 1314, patriots of Scotland,starving and outnumbered charged the fields of bannockburn they fought like warrior poets they fought like scotsman and won there freedom FOREVER :gunsmilie: :gunsmilie: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,245 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 "Don't get me wrong, I love the money the job pays. But my real passion lies in kicking people's f*****g heads in at football. See, I got to channel it somewhere. As you can probably tell by my bulging stomach, I don't participate in too many sporting activities. And I don't do drugs. Well, that's not entirely true, but not a lot. So I got to have my release in something, and a good f*****g fight seems like the best way. Wouldn't you agree? Maybe not. At least I wouldn't be walking around like you lot, f*****g horrible c**ts with sticks shoved up your asses trying to pretend your little suburban nightmare's all right. Then again, I suppose it just depends which way you look at it." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 (edited) put him in a ring you watch him shit himself you poke him with a stick you watch his bollocks grow Edited June 8, 2011 by judge2010 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 "Don't get me wrong, I love the money the job pays. But my real passion lies in kicking people's f*****g heads in at football. See, I got to channel it somewhere. As you can probably tell by my bulging stomach, I don't participate in too many sporting activities. And I don't do drugs. Well, that's not entirely true, but not a lot. So I got to have my release in something, and a good f*****g fight seems like the best way. Wouldn't you agree? Maybe not. At least I wouldn't be walking around like you lot, f*****g horrible c**ts with sticks shoved up your asses trying to pretend your little suburban nightmare's all right. Then again, I suppose it just depends which way you look at it." not a bad film the football facotry a million times better then greenstreet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
black lurcher 6 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 I am not man I am cantona Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,245 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 (edited) "It's an old habit. I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men" This next one I heard only last night: "YOU could be replaced with a baloon with a face drawn on it!" Edited June 8, 2011 by WILF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'm Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that? [recruits answers: Sir. Yes Sir!] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair! [recruits repeats with a louder tone] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, f*****g beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! You will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggory 130 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 "Names are for tombstones baby " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 "Yo f**k nuts" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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