rob190364 2,594 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 i wish i was 4 years old again so i could join in part of you is.....your genitals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 i wish i was 4 years old again so i could join in part of you is.....your genitals my missus likes me shaving my bollox so what,and it makes your cock look bigger as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 i wish i was 4 years old again so i could join in part of you is.....your genitals my missus likes me shaving my bollox so what,and it makes your cock look bigger as well especially when the undergrowth is longer than the stalk....so to speak Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but alcohol now tastes like piss to you. I wish it would rain. Cause it might wash the stink of BO from me............ I wish it would stay sunny and warm...... It is just not in Scotland :tongue2: I wish I could fart music. Instead of shitting myself all the time........... I wish i had a Ferrari....... Granted- but the roads are demolished and everyone else has faster hover cars. . WISH- I wish I had my own field You do, a mine field, f**k all use to you. I wish it was autumn already. Because skinny ginger freaks like me burn in the sun....... I wish i was a grumpy old c**t like Watchman......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mooch. 177 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but now everyone just ignores you. I wish my patio was finished. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but now everyone just ignores you. I wish my patio was finished. It is, but your mrs has buried you under it. I wish I had a little thai bird to walk on my aching back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but now everyone just ignores you. I wish my patio was finished. It is, but your mrs has buried you under it. I wish I had a little thai bird to walk on my aching back. Instead of this big black man with the wandering hands called Leroy........ I wish i had a speedboat........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but now everyone just ignores you. I wish my patio was finished. It is, but your mrs has buried you under it. I wish I had a little thai bird to walk on my aching back. Instead of this big black man called Leroy........ I wish i had a speedboat........ You have, but the weather is so bad in scotland you can't go out on it. I wish Leroys cock wasn't so big it drags along my back as he's walking on it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but now everyone just ignores you. I wish my patio was finished. It is, but your mrs has buried you under it. I wish I had a little thai bird to walk on my aching back. Instead of this big black man called Leroy........ I wish i had a speedboat........ You have, but the weather is so bad in scotland you can't go out on it. I wish Leroys cock wasn't so big it drags along my back as he's walking on it. Thats not Leroy thats Lab now........ I wish i could give up my massage business......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but now everyone just ignores you. I wish my patio was finished. It is, but your mrs has buried you under it. I wish I had a little thai bird to walk on my aching back. Instead of this big black man called Leroy........ I wish i had a speedboat........ You have, but the weather is so bad in scotland you can't go out on it. I wish Leroys cock wasn't so big it drags along my back as he's walking on it. Thats not Leroy thats Lab now........ I wish i could give up my massage business......... you have, but the arthritis from all the handjobs is incurable. I reaaally wish I could get into nicole scherzinger! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but now everyone just ignores you. I wish my patio was finished. It is, but your mrs has buried you under it. I wish I had a little thai bird to walk on my aching back. Instead of this big black man called Leroy........ I wish i had a speedboat........ You have, but the weather is so bad in scotland you can't go out on it. I wish Leroys cock wasn't so big it drags along my back as he's walking on it. Thats not Leroy thats Lab now........ I wish i could give up my massage business......... you have, but the arthritis from all the handjobs is incurable. I reaaally wish I could get into nicole scherzinger! But you've more chance of riding Lewis Hamilton......... I wish i was a world class footballer....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but now everyone just ignores you. I wish my patio was finished. It is, but your mrs has buried you under it. I wish I had a little thai bird to walk on my aching back. Instead of this big black man called Leroy........ I wish i had a speedboat........ You have, but the weather is so bad in scotland you can't go out on it. I wish Leroys cock wasn't so big it drags along my back as he's walking on it. Thats not Leroy thats Lab now........ I wish i could give up my massage business......... you have, but the arthritis from all the handjobs is incurable. I reaaally wish I could get into nicole scherzinger! But you've more chance of riding Lewis Hamilton......... I wish i was a world class footballer....... you are but you only qualify for the welsh national team. i wish my ex wife hadn't taken all my dosh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but now everyone just ignores you. I wish my patio was finished. It is, but your mrs has buried you under it. I wish I had a little thai bird to walk on my aching back. Instead of this big black man called Leroy........ I wish i had a speedboat........ You have, but the weather is so bad in scotland you can't go out on it. I wish Leroys cock wasn't so big it drags along my back as he's walking on it. Thats not Leroy thats Lab now........ I wish i could give up my massage business......... you have, but the arthritis from all the handjobs is incurable. I reaaally wish I could get into nicole scherzinger! But you've more chance of riding Lewis Hamilton......... I wish i was a world class footballer....... you are but you only qualify for the welsh national team. i wish my ex wife hadn't taken all my dosh. And booked me in for a penis enlargement........... I wish paulredtop hadn't started this f*****g game...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulredtop 8 Posted June 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but now everyone just ignores you. I wish my patio was finished. It is, but your mrs has buried you under it. I wish I had a little thai bird to walk on my aching back. Instead of this big black man called Leroy........ I wish i had a speedboat........ You have, but the weather is so bad in scotland you can't go out on it. I wish Leroys cock wasn't so big it drags along my back as he's walking on it. Thats not Leroy thats Lab now........ I wish i could give up my massage business......... you have, but the arthritis from all the handjobs is incurable. I reaaally wish I could get into nicole scherzinger! But you've more chance of riding Lewis Hamilton......... I wish i was a world class footballer....... you are but you only qualify for the welsh national team. i wish my ex wife hadn't taken all my dosh. And booked me in for a penis enlargement........... I wish paulredtop hadn't started this f*****g game...... Granted but there was no game its all in your head from all the magic mushrooms you took. Ii Wish I had a gold finch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but now everyone just ignores you. I wish my patio was finished. It is, but your mrs has buried you under it. I wish I had a little thai bird to walk on my aching back. Instead of this big black man called Leroy........ I wish i had a speedboat........ You have, but the weather is so bad in scotland you can't go out on it. I wish Leroys cock wasn't so big it drags along my back as he's walking on it. Thats not Leroy thats Lab now........ I wish i could give up my massage business......... you have, but the arthritis from all the handjobs is incurable. I reaaally wish I could get into nicole scherzinger! But you've more chance of riding Lewis Hamilton......... I wish i was a world class footballer....... you are but you only qualify for the welsh national team. i wish my ex wife hadn't taken all my dosh. And booked me in for a penis enlargement........... I wish paulredtop hadn't started this f*****g game...... Granted but there was no game its all in your head from all the magic mushrooms you took. Ii Wish I had a gold finch You have, you've got loads but you never had any cages so they have all f****d off......... I wish i had a brand new set of golf clubs...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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