johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had another one many moons ago. I was 18, I'd been out and had quite a few stellas and then quietly went home and got into bed without incident. The next day the whole family was in a state of confusion, some friggin ghost has spewed all up the side of my sisters corsa, had eaten the out of date prawns my mum had put on top of the bin for chucking and had pissed all over my fishing photographs that were on the side, ruining all bar one!!! Had the same ghost visit me then...............the dirty b*****d had a shite in the bath...... Thought it was ghost stories not horror stories. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little fish 3 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 (edited) Used to train at a local Church hall that was haunted . Never seen a ghost there but wherever you are in the building it seems as though some fecker is watching you . Two punch bags would also swing of their own accord .Used to do a bit of maintenance work there and be in the building on me tod . Edited June 2, 2011 by Little fish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had another one many moons ago. I was 18, I'd been out and had quite a few stellas and then quietly went home and got into bed without incident. The next day the whole family was in a state of confusion, some friggin ghost has spewed all up the side of my sisters corsa, had eaten the out of date prawns my mum had put on top of the bin for chucking and had pissed all over my fishing photographs that were on the side, ruining all bar one!!! Had the same ghost visit me then...............the dirty b*****d had a shite in the bath...... on another occassion the same ghost visited me again, only this time he put my shirt, trousers and shoes back on, lifted me and put me in my sister bed, but not before putting me out in the rain so I was piss wet through, and then scooping madras into my mouth by hand so it all went down the front of my shirt. It's all evidence that ghosts really do exist!! I can't think of any other explanation!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,535 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 1 day last year i will never forget, woke up 1 morning in a heap at the side of my bed, absolutely drained, summat had given me a good seeing to, i was living on my own at the time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little fish 3 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had another one many moons ago. I was 18, I'd been out and had quite a few stellas and then quietly went home and got into bed without incident. The next day the whole family was in a state of confusion, some friggin ghost has spewed all up the side of my sisters corsa, had eaten the out of date prawns my mum had put on top of the bin for chucking and had pissed all over my fishing photographs that were on the side, ruining all bar one!!! Had the same ghost visit me then...............the dirty b*****d had a shite in the bath...... on another occassion the same ghost visited me again, only this time he put my shirt, trousers and shoes back on, lifted me and put me in my sister bed, but not before putting me out in the rain so I was piss wet through, and then scooping madras into my mouth by hand so it all went down the front of my shirt. It's all evidence that ghosts really do exist!! I can't think of any other explanation!!! Your SISTERS BED Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had another one many moons ago. I was 18, I'd been out and had quite a few stellas and then quietly went home and got into bed without incident. The next day the whole family was in a state of confusion, some friggin ghost has spewed all up the side of my sisters corsa, had eaten the out of date prawns my mum had put on top of the bin for chucking and had pissed all over my fishing photographs that were on the side, ruining all bar one!!! Had the same ghost visit me then...............the dirty b*****d had a shite in the bath...... Thought it was ghost stories not horror stories. Thats when i stayed with my mum...........she was mighty pissed of wi that ghost cause she had an early start at work and needed in the bath. Funnily enough my Dad thought it was the funniest 'ghost' story he has ever heard!!........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had another one many moons ago. I was 18, I'd been out and had quite a few stellas and then quietly went home and got into bed without incident. The next day the whole family was in a state of confusion, some friggin ghost has spewed all up the side of my sisters corsa, had eaten the out of date prawns my mum had put on top of the bin for chucking and had pissed all over my fishing photographs that were on the side, ruining all bar one!!! Had the same ghost visit me then...............the dirty b*****d had a shite in the bath...... Thought it was ghost stories not horror stories. Thats when i stayed with my mum...........she was mighty pissed of wi that ghost cause she had an early start at work and needed in the bath. Funnily enough my Dad thought it was the funniest 'ghost' story he has ever heard!!........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little fish 3 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I knew a bloke that got posessed by the devil one Sunday afternoon as he was caught by his parents ! Pissing down the stairs he was . Told his parents with his cock in hand and pissing that it was fine as there was nobody at the bottom of the stairs ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had another one many moons ago. I was 18, I'd been out and had quite a few stellas and then quietly went home and got into bed without incident. The next day the whole family was in a state of confusion, some friggin ghost has spewed all up the side of my sisters corsa, had eaten the out of date prawns my mum had put on top of the bin for chucking and had pissed all over my fishing photographs that were on the side, ruining all bar one!!! Had the same ghost visit me then...............the dirty b*****d had a shite in the bath...... on another occassion the same ghost visited me again, only this time he put my shirt, trousers and shoes back on, lifted me and put me in my sister bed, but not before putting me out in the rain so I was piss wet through, and then scooping madras into my mouth by hand so it all went down the front of my shirt. It's all evidence that ghosts really do exist!! I can't think of any other explanation!!! I'll tell you there filthy these f*****g ghosts......another one appeared when i was staying with my mum.....i had just missed it seemingly cause i had came in mortal drunk and this ghost was bollock naked and about to pish in the fridge... Lucky my Mum caught it and threw the dirty wee c**t outside to stand there until it thought what it was doing...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I knew a bloke that got posessed by the devil one Sunday afternoon as he was caught by his parents ! Pissing down the stairs he was . Told his parents with his cock in hand and pissing that it was fine as there was nobody at the bottom of the stairs ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had another one many moons ago. I was 18, I'd been out and had quite a few stellas and then quietly went home and got into bed without incident. The next day the whole family was in a state of confusion, some friggin ghost has spewed all up the side of my sisters corsa, had eaten the out of date prawns my mum had put on top of the bin for chucking and had pissed all over my fishing photographs that were on the side, ruining all bar one!!! Had the same ghost visit me then...............the dirty b*****d had a shite in the bath...... Thought it was ghost stories not horror stories. Thats when i stayed with my mum...........she was mighty pissed of wi that ghost cause she had an early start at work and needed in the bath. Funnily enough my Dad thought it was the funniest 'ghost' story he has ever heard!!........ I'm just glad she wasn't in the bath when the ghost was actually visiting, would have given a whole new meaning to the phrase 'bath bomb'! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had another one many moons ago. I was 18, I'd been out and had quite a few stellas and then quietly went home and got into bed without incident. The next day the whole family was in a state of confusion, some friggin ghost has spewed all up the side of my sisters corsa, had eaten the out of date prawns my mum had put on top of the bin for chucking and had pissed all over my fishing photographs that were on the side, ruining all bar one!!! Had the same ghost visit me then...............the dirty b*****d had a shite in the bath...... Thought it was ghost stories not horror stories. Thats when i stayed with my mum...........she was mighty pissed of wi that ghost cause she had an early start at work and needed in the bath. Funnily enough my Dad thought it was the funniest 'ghost' story he has ever heard!!........ I'm just glad she wasn't in the bath when the ghost was actually visiting, would have given a whole new meaning to the phrase 'bath bomb'! .............this ghost would have woken up with a sponge rammed up its arse if that happened...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
staffs riffraff 1,068 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 dont know about ghosts but had a few experiances on my own but a mate of mine jumped off a walkway bridge on a secluded dual carraige way about 5 years later a few of us were driving along the road he jumped and got killed on and just before the bridge the car cut out all electrics went out the lot now whats the xhances of us all just as we say about him where and what he did that happens thats some serious odds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FerretPete 1 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 haha well done guys them ghost you know sure do make me die with laughter haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GET THEM OUT (.)(.) 39 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 not sure but seen some mad things, my old foxhound x use to stop in her tracks on our walk back from lamping when we passes the church, i would have to let her off and walk past then she would come at full tilt. A wood local to me were a young child was hung, the dogs got stupid and shy when walking past there when out lamping ? My old dear reckons she can feel things sometimes, one night she walked down the stairs and told me to watch lily ( deff jack russel ) the bitch was a sleep, few seconds later she stood up, heckles raised and looked from the front door to the kitchen door asiff someone was walking threw. she then went and stood in the kitchen and contiuned to bark at a corner. . my mum said someone was following her down the stairs. Now this does freak me out ! my little bro who is 4 years old has said some strange things, the last one he explained " when i use be alive i had to be a soldier, one day i was running from the men, i hid in the ice cream shop near the bridge. i had to shoot one man on the stairs and my friend shoot the other men, i didnt like living there with all the men " my dad asked him were has he lived and he said the name of the village were our local ice cream shop is which is right next to a bridge. ???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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