CarraghsGem 92 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Catch a carp over 10lb and get this goldie to shag a canary. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,890 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 [ tis not much to ask for is it Frank I just cant believe your hopin too lose weight bit unrealistic I know frank.....but I could manage the rest I think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Try to keep a grip of what sanity I have left. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
long dogs 580 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Once again i also told myself i'd visit ireland. . . . . .never seems to happen! yeh id like to go there and wales oh and cumbria Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 swinging, but i'm not bringing the wife im surprised at you! even ive done the whole swinging thing..... and im not that old yet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Find a willing victim & have a summer romance :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 swinging, but i'm not bringing the wife im surprised at you! even ive done the whole swinging thing..... and im not that old yet You need to be accepted amongst your 'special' friends be be invited as a single bloke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Find a willing victim & have a summer romance :laugh: Kill me!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Find a willing victim & have a summer romance :laugh: Kill me!! I am sure that could easily be arranged Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Find a willing victim & have a summer romance :laugh: Kill me!! I am sure that could easily be arranged Time? Place? Train time tables? Local parking? Helicopter landing pad???? Nah, just look out for a dark green Astra saloon on a 51 plate and I'll be where ever you like!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Find a willing victim & have a summer romance :laugh: Kill me!! I am sure that could easily be arranged Time? Place? Train time tables? Local parking? Helicopter landing pad???? Nah, just look out for a dark green Astra saloon on a 51 plate and I'll be where ever you like!!! Asda carpark but put a flag on the car or i will never find it :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Find a willing victim & have a summer romance :laugh: Kill me!! I am sure that could easily be arranged Time? Place? Train time tables? Local parking? Helicopter landing pad???? Nah, just look out for a dark green Astra saloon on a 51 plate and I'll be where ever you like!!! Asda carpark but put a flag on the car of i will never find it :laugh: Just look for the one that's got a big sticker in the window that says 'special needs'... That's me!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Find a willing victim & have a summer romance :laugh: Kill me!! I am sure that could easily be arranged Time? Place? Train time tables? Local parking? Helicopter landing pad???? Nah, just look out for a dark green Astra saloon on a 51 plate and I'll be where ever you like!!! Asda carpark but put a flag on the car of i will never find it :laugh: Just look for the one that's got a big sticker in the window that says 'special needs'... That's me!! That makes 2 of us .. am I bringing my carer or are you :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I think we can probably share Three's company but four's an orgy!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I think we can probably share Three's company but four's an orgy!! roflmao :laugh: thats cheered me up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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