christian71 3,187 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 A quick guide on how to bathe a cat: 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.(You may consider this step optional.) 2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo. 3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut. 4. Sit on lid. Cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. 5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse the cat. NOTE: Hold securly to leash attached to cat in toilet. 6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out the door, and slam it shut securly, because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet propelled. 7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry himself. 8. Bask in self-congratulatory haze. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 lol go and try it mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danw 1,748 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Think my cat got a bit of a rush from that :icon_redface: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 I usually just swing them round by the tail in the rain . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.terrier man. 193 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I usually just swing them round by the tail in the rain . fpmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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