woodga 170 Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park: * The Death Slide * The Wall of Fear * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake . Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted .. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed .. "I meant my dress size, you f*****g twat" The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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