lurcher330 2,297 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 a bowl of milk laced with anti freeze.get rid cats are vermin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 again, get friendly with the cat but this time after gaining its trust plaster it in axle grease and let it go back home. Won't solve the problem of it coming in the garden but it'd be amusing thinking about the complete and utter ball ache your neighbour would have trying to wash that off, especially off a cat........and then shave a cock in it Have you got a cock shaving fetish rob? :sick: I resent the fact that you make it sound abnormal ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
airbourne 128 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 orrrr, call the cat over in a friendly way, take it inside, get your electric razor and shave a big cock on the side of it, the neighbour will be so embarrassed she'll keep it in for weeks until it's fur grows back....just keep doing it every time she lets it out, problem solved Thats a cracker :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 I must be lucky.Been in the same house 30 years.Never had any problems.A few small fall outs that soon were resolved. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snifferboy 659 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 I had a similar problem a little while back so I made a cat trap with a recycling box with a block on top 2 hinge pins and a trigger pin. Look at Ray Mears squirrel trap on youtube and you should get the idea for the hinge. Anyway I had great fun catching the skittish little buggers and pouring buckets of water over them before letting them beat a hasty retreat. I am now gutted I didn't shave a cock in 'em first though!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snifferboy 659 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 again, get friendly with the cat but this time after gaining its trust plaster it in axle grease and let it go back home. Won't solve the problem of it coming in the garden but it'd be amusing thinking about the complete and utter ball ache your neighbour would have trying to wash that off, especially off a cat........and then shave a cock in it Have you got a cock shaving fetish rob? :sick: I resent the fact that you make it sound abnormal ....... Absolutely F@CKING love it! I'm pissing myself ere! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 I must be lucky.Been in the same house 30 years.Never had any problems.A few small fall outs that soon were resolved. the neighbours that are buried under your patio have a very different outlook on it all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,176 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Think there should be a thl award for the first member to post a pic of a cat they have just shaved a cock on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Think there should be a thl award for the first member to post a pic of a cat they have just shaved a cock on splendid idea.....what's the award for the winner though? a laminated picture of the cat with the cock shaved on it? ...... I'M IN! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zx12edge 1,001 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Put a l tin of shaving foam in your garden, when the cat comes buy it shoot the can with an air gun,Scares the shit out of them. funny to watch too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 I must be lucky.Been in the same house 30 years.Never had any problems.A few small fall outs that soon were resolved. the neighbours that are buried under your patio have a very different outlook on it all When one gose missing the rest say feck all. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MOUSE TRAP 19 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 have the same problem at the moment, my neighbours have 3 cats which all take turns sh****ng in my garden! My dogs chase them out 10 times a day, i've shot at them with a catapolt and chucked more water over them than i can remember but still they keep coming back! Tried looking on the net for ways to get rid of them and legally there is nothing you can do ( apparently cats have the right to roam! what a piss take ) but there was a few clever idea's. One bloke catches them in live traps and then drops them off to animal rescue's as lost cats!!!! funny thing was..... he was a long distance lorry driver so they were never dropped off locally ha ha ha I'm now keeping all the cat sh*t i pick up over the course of the next 2 weeks and it will be dropped over her wall so she can deal with it! but if anyone has some good ideas please let me know! spott on mate if you dont want the hasel with the dogs gettin involved catch it and move it miles away let it go and if that dont sucseed speak to some terrier lads they would love to take it off your hands lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
airbourne 128 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 No more cock me ribs are killing me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,176 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Put a l tin of shaving foam in your garden, when the cat comes buy it shoot the can with an air gun,Scares the shit out of them. funny to watch too plus they're already lathered up prior to the big shave Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 No more cock me ribs are killing me i would give anything for a bird to say that to me....all I get though is a sympathetic chuckle! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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