northantscourser 118 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 how would i stand if one of my dogs killed my neighboures cat in my garden?? what it is 2 weeks ago i had a do with the bitch and told her some home trues last f*****g week had the rspca at my f*****g door about my dogs,anyway thay said my dogs are in good nick now her f*****g cat is in my garden all the time:thumbdown: my dog in kennel his going nuts so i have to go in the garden now before i let my saluki out.but if this cat keeps coming in it will die and then more f*****g shit the only thing his this cat only started coming in since all this shit kick off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J.DOG 1,355 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 (edited) I would let dogs get da cat and bury what's left and not say a thing but that might just be me Edited May 17, 2011 by J.DOG Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Just gonna draw unwanted attention if you do that, and create unnecessary hassle with the neighbour. Get a BB pistol, my neighbours cat kept trying to get the fish out of my pond, a couple of pelts in the side with some BBs and it didn't do it again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J.DOG 1,355 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 That is a clever idea that rob he should try that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northantscourser 118 Posted May 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 I would let dogs get da cat and bury what's left and not say a thing but that might just be me i think the c**ts put over on purpose to get the dogs going Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 orrrr, call the cat over in a friendly way, take it inside, get your electric razor and shave a big cock on the side of it, the neighbour will be so embarrassed she'll keep it in for weeks until it's fur grows back....just keep doing it every time she lets it out, problem solved 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northantscourser 118 Posted May 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 orrrr, call the cat over in a friendly way, take it inside, get your electric razor and shave a big cock on the side of it, the neighbour will be so embarrassed she'll keep it in for weeks until it's fur grows back....just keep doing it every time she lets it out, problem solved Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tomm Parr 30 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 (edited) YOU COULD TRY ONE OF THESE: GET A FISHING CATAPULT AND USE THAT, IT'LL HURT BUT NOT DAMAGE THE CAT; GET A SOFT AIR GUN WITH PLASTIC BALLS, IT'LL HURT BUT NOT DAMAGE THE CAT; GET A SUPER SOAKER AND INSTRUCT YOUR KIDS TO ACT APPROPRIATELY WITH IT...........; PUT DOWN ORANGE PEEL NEARBY AND GET YOUR KIDS TO PISS ALL ALONG YOUR FENCE, THAT SCARES THEM APPARENTLY.... THE PISS AND ORANGE PEEL I MEAN, NOT THE PISSING KIDS! ; WHEN WE WERE KIDS MY DAD ENCOURAGED THE SUPERSOAKER OPTION......... THEY STOPPED SHITTING ON HIS STRAWBERRIES AFTER THAT. THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON IS JAMMED ON MY KEYBOARD, IN CASE ANYONE WONDER WHY I AM WRITING IN CAPITALS. HOPE THIS HELPS. Edited May 17, 2011 by Tomm Parr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northantscourser 118 Posted May 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 YOU COULD TRY ONE OF THESE: GET A FISHING CATAPULT AND USE THAT, IT'LL HURT BUT NOT DAMAGE THE CAT; GET A SOFT AIR GUN WITH PLASTIC BALLS, IT'LL HURT BUT NOT DAMAGE THE CAT; GET A SUPER SOAKER AND INSTRUCT YOUR KIDS TO ACT APPROPRIATELY WITH IT...........; PUT DOWN ORANGE PEEL NEARBY AND GET YOUR KIDS TO PISS ALL ALONG YOUR FENCE, THAT SCARES THEM APPARENTLY.... ; WHEN WE WERE KIDS MY DAD ENCOURAGED THE SUPERSOAKER OPTION......... THEY STOPPED SHITTING ON HIS STRAWBERRIES AFTER THAT. THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON IS JAMMED ON MY KEYBOARD, IN CASE ANYONE WONDER WHY I AM WRITING IN CAPITALS. HOPE THIS HELPS. cheers mate i dont think my girls would like me to ask them to piss along the fence ones 15 and the other 12 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
banjo14 49 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 last year my wifes cat was attacked by the neighbours alsation (on the road outside my house) the vets wanted to charge 1800 quid to repair her leg. when we looked into it there was nothing we could do about it even though the neighbours dog was just allowed to roam the streets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 there might not be anything she could do legally but you'll be worry about what she's going to do to your dogs/car etc. every time you're out of sight....not worth it! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tomm Parr 30 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 YOU COULD TRY ONE OF THESE: GET A FISHING CATAPULT AND USE THAT, IT'LL HURT BUT NOT DAMAGE THE CAT; GET A SOFT AIR GUN WITH PLASTIC BALLS, IT'LL HURT BUT NOT DAMAGE THE CAT; GET A SUPER SOAKER AND INSTRUCT YOUR KIDS TO ACT APPROPRIATELY WITH IT...........; PUT DOWN ORANGE PEEL NEARBY AND GET YOUR KIDS TO PISS ALL ALONG YOUR FENCE, THAT SCARES THEM APPARENTLY.... ; WHEN WE WERE KIDS MY DAD ENCOURAGED THE SUPERSOAKER OPTION......... THEY STOPPED SHITTING ON HIS STRAWBERRIES AFTER THAT. THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON IS JAMMED ON MY KEYBOARD, IN CASE ANYONE WONDER WHY I AM WRITING IN CAPITALS. HOPE THIS HELPS. cheers mate i dont think my girls would like me to ask them to piss along the fence ones 15 and the other 12 lol OOPS! NO OFFENCE INTENDED HAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS THE ELDEST OF FOUR BROTHERS. WE LOVED IT WHEN A CAT WAS DAFT ENOUGH TO COME INTO THE GARDEN: THEY GOT DRENCHED (THANKS TO THE SUPERSOAKERS BOUGHT BY MY DAD) OR PEPPERED WITH SOFT AIR PELLETS (BOUGHT SECRETLY FROM A CHAP DOWN THE ROAD) OR GRAPES FIRED FROM BLACK WIDOW CATTIES (FROM THE SHOP IN TOWN). AH TO BE A KID AGAIN............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 modify it maybe ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northantscourser 118 Posted May 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 about 10 years ago one of my dogs had my neighbours cat i payed the vet bill end off story the cat die anyway but this bitch will try and have me dune or my dogs taken away because she a grass in the street Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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