tramp1 4 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 i wouldnae invite lab or baw fellow jocks n aww that jazz but yeez both reek a pish and support a shite fit baw team...met a few lads on here,some have been invited again but if i had to choses 5 it would be numero 1 Dotty Doo..wan hes family,and 2 hes probably the only c**t i actually like. numero 2 artic and johnnyboy could come as conjoined twins,hence making them one person...there taste in music is quality numero 3 cheeky chick,just so she knows what its like to be spoilt and to make stabba jealous numero 4 hedz,one a the only lads ive met who does exactly what it says on the tin and hes ginger (somecunts got to foot the jokes) numero 5 my mate stoney3107,welcome here anytime.cool character for a baldy manc f#ck the 5 a would just go with u Aye youd be well suited tae............pair eh f*****g jerks!!!...... :wankerzo4: :db: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Tbh far too many have been to mine for dinner, as im a superb cook!!!!! stabba and cheeky have had a few meals at mine BUT i do need some notice to save up for the ingredients as stabba eats like jabba the hut after a month on the cabbage soup diet. Stabba/cheeky/wilf/bogger/jeppi/wag/IanB/strongstuff/bosun/brummy/hedz/bullxryno/6pack/lurchergirrl, i'd also allow stewie/jryipp and staffs riff raff to butle and park the cars......I would also invite Darcy as we could dine alfresco under his beak if it rains........ sat here broken hearted ..and hungry........i thought you were a mate of mine ! lol stabs ...............talks sense wilf .............for a sing song round the old joanna jr yipp ..........cos he knows everything woodga ...........knows his stuff rob............. just a good lad chief ............cos there is no show without punch stabs ....good chap a long long list ...and while they are all eating id feck off out and find some decent mates !!!!!!!!!! Sorry col, i'd have you stabs, leveller and a couple of others round for sex after the others had left :kiss: :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheekychick 4 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 duckypoo simo mushroom jt750 dottydoo thats the boys scottishlass tg ferretess kay sue and thats the ladies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rocky1 942 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 well baw im honored to be on your list my friend thankyou very much if i was to choose 5 off here then it would be 5 people ive never actually met in the the flesh so all that i have please dont take offence so mine would be 1 baw how could it not be 2 all-terrain this man is sound as f**k and think i could learn alot from him 3 lab-tastic if you ignore the fat labs he comes across as a good guy 4 rocky1 think me and him would have alot in common in the real world 5 bullterrier always been good to me even tho he supports a shit team 6 craigyboy as above 7 malt also as above 8 mickmck fellow scrap man!!! i know thats 8 but i like breaking the rules thanks for the invite lurcher1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 been there, done that............... And to date, its more that 5 "Members" that have enjoyed my hospitality......... So boys and girls, You know who you are.......... I better start seeing some lists up soon, and my name and haute cuisine, better be featuring very heavily!! Lets hope your as free issue with your home butchered venison and line caught cod and pollock??? eh?? Or July is going to be a very poor month in your social calender Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 4 rocky1 think me and him would have alot in common in the real world thanks for the invite lurcher1 no worries mate we will defo have to sort summat out next season for a few nights out either up there or down here mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Tbh far too many have been to mine for dinner, as im a superb cook!!!!! stabba and cheeky have had a few meals at mine BUT i do need some notice to save up for the ingredients as stabba eats like jabba the hut after a month on the cabbage soup diet. Stabba/cheeky/wilf/bogger/jeppi/wag/IanB/strongstuff/bosun/brummy/hedz/bullxryno/6pack/lurchergirrl, i'd also allow stewie/jryipp and staffs riff raff to butle and park the cars......I would also invite Darcy as we could dine alfresco under his beak if it rains........ sat here broken hearted ..and hungry........i thought you were a mate of mine ! lol stabs ...............talks sense wilf .............for a sing song round the old joanna jr yipp ..........cos he knows everything woodga ...........knows his stuff rob............. just a good lad chief ............cos there is no show without punch stabs ....good chap a long long list ...and while they are all eating id feck off out and find some decent mates !!!!!!!!!! Sorry col, i'd have you stabs, leveller and a couple of others round for sex after the others had left :kiss: :kiss: dont you mean coffee remember young hunters read this forum simo :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rocky1 942 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 4 rocky1 think me and him would have alot in common in the real world thanks for the invite lurcher1 no worries mate we will defo have to sort summat out next season for a few nights out either up there or down here mate yes we will Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 ShitStuff and four of his mates , might take him a while to round up four mates mind. Now that, would be a laugh. Hilarious. Who needs friends. I would definitely love to meet you, that's a fact. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bogger 243 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 ShitStuff and four of his mates , might take him a while to round up four mates mind. Now that, would be a laugh. Hilarious. Who needs friends. I would definitely love to meet you, that's a fact. id like an invite to this party no holds barred punch up while your dining Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bogger 243 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 as everyone has said to many to mention id like to share a beer an a few stories with pretty much all whose on my friends list be entertaining to say the least Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 earth kay ,she can serve the dinner dotty doo for entertainment value jigsaw cause hes cracked wag you thought of me first :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 need to invite attack fell terrier aswell. affraid id not be able to eat with an obese ginger covered with exsploding white heads opposite me at the table Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Earth ...................to be the slag & make dinner :kiss: Christian71.................to clean up Earth after eating ..................& being ABUSED Attack fell terrier .............................to eat up all the left overs .........the fat lump of SHITE Lab-tastic.............................. To play the ''BAG PIPES'' in the back ground & STABBA......................................so we all could ''FART AT HIM ON THE WAY OUT '' oi twat head, its your turn to be mummy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Earth ...................to be the slag & make dinner :kiss: Christian71.................to clean up Earth after eating ..................& being ABUSED Attack fell terrier .............................to eat up all the left overs .........the fat lump of SHITE Lab-tastic.............................. To play the ''BAG PIPES'' in the back ground & STABBA......................................so we all could ''FART AT HIM ON THE WAY OUT '' Thanks topnotch just let me know when i'll bring my henry hover and my ken todd tickling stick for earths arse your tounge will do :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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