deltor 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 HAS ANYONE GOT A METAL OR WOOD FOX CALLER CHEAP AS POSSIBLE PLEASE I NEED IT FOR FRIDAY PM ME IF ANYONE HAS GOT ONE THANKS Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Deltor; That little red Dog of yours is about the cutest pup I've ever seen. Been meaning to mention that for a long time. Having got that out of the way; What's with this urgent need of a fox call, mate? Who are ye going out with on friday night? What do ye intend to do? Reason I ask this is because, if ye going after foxes, with running Dogs or rifles, someone had better have a f*cking clue what he's about. You appear not to. Who does / will? Now, assuming ye tagging along with an experianced man, why can't He sort ye out? If he exists, get round to him and get him to teach ye to 'Squeak' off ye hand. It's not something easily described in type on a forum. Peoples methods differ too. Best I can offer is 'kiss' the back of ye hand, down below ye thumb and index finger. Kiss it hard and long and, as ye do so, make out ye kissing one girl while eyeing another. I.e. sort of tilt ye face so ye mouth's peeling away from ye hand at one corner. Easier to show ye. But even I can't work ye mouth muscles for ye. A more experianced bloke could at least listen and say if it's half right or not as ye trying. Failing that; Didn't you ever learn to make a row with a blade of grass between ye hands? I give up now. I'm not about to try and Write the sound a screaming rabbit makes. If ye haven't heard that sound, ye won't know what ye trying to convey to the fox and ye'd do better just being quiet. In fact, get the call ye after and not use it half right? Ye'll do more harm than good. I Do hope this experianced Mentor exists. Else I can smell calamity brewing Link to post Share on other sites
dobby 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 nice read ditch dobby Link to post Share on other sites
deltor 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 going with the terriers and that thing about my red bitch is that a good thing i wont a fox caller cause i wont to get the terriers and my mates lurchers on the run after them cause i have heard thay are fab ditch can you sort me out with a good one please mate thanks Link to post Share on other sites
johnskevena 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Try rubbing some aeroboard on a glass bottle Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 My comments about that delightful looking little Dog are completely sincere. It looks a proper little character. My comments are based on an all round love of many Dogs though. I'd feed a Dog just to have it around me. Others demand far more than a Dog to look at. If ye can share my own view of Dogs then it won't matter if that one becomes a world beater or not. It'll be Your little mate and damn what anyone else thinks. They won't be feeding it. Now then; This " Fox Caller " question. I now see what ye planning to do. Ye intend to go out with your terriers and ye mates lurchers and have them chase foxes. And ye want this 'Fox Caller' to bring the foxes running to you, so the Dogs can chase them away again. Right? Obviously, with a view to catching and killing the foxes. Ok. First of all, do ye understand that what ye proposing is now Illegal. It's against the law. Car loads of Policemen turn up. They take ye mate and you to a pair of seperate rooms where they ask ye lots of questions and write it all down. Then ye end up before a Magistrate. He tells ye to pay LOTS of money, for a very long time. Then how do ye feed that great little Dog of yours? Providing they give it back, that is? That aside; Even if ye feel ye can out wit the entire british Police force ~ and every curtain twitching do gooder and passing moterist in the land ~ and Still chase foxes here and there; Have ye got a Lamp? If not, how are ye going to See these foxes? And, as you see the foxes with that Lamp, so the entire british Police force etc. will be seeing You. Bugger, isn't it? Tell ye what. Summer's on its way and that little Dog of yours can doubtless have some fun rushing around doing what it takes a mind to. Ye might even take it along with ye and visit a Country Sports Show nearby. Have a laugh. Enter the Terrier Racing, maybe. Show it to the Judge even. He may be as taken with it as I am. If not? Just confide in him that Ditch Shitter thinks it's a great little Dog and ask whose opinion He thinks more telling. Then duck and smartly be on ye way. Ye might even meet some one there who'll be Working their Dogs to foxes, on behalf of a Gamekeeper. Protecting his pheasants against them, see? That's allowed these days. Such a person would be worth getting to know and listening to. But mates with lurchers who plan to drag you (however willingly) out after illegal foxes? I wouldn't. If his lurchers can't leave your terriers standing, they'll never catch a fox anyway. What's the point? Anyway, as I say, summer's fast coming in now. Season's winding down. Why not put ye little Dog on a lead for now and look foreward to the 'Off' Season. Get out to some Country Sports events. Meet some new people and see what ye can learn and have lined up for a proper start a bit later on? 'Shows' are a great place to learn about and try out Fox Callers too Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Ditch, your posts are the best! f**k me you make me laugh. Maybe he's going to call the foxes in to try and sell them a nice stick ....................... Link to post Share on other sites
deltor 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 My comments about that delightful looking little Dog are completely sincere. It looks a proper little character. My comments are based on an all round love of many Dogs though. I'd feed a Dog just to have it around me. Others demand far more than a Dog to look at. If ye can share my own view of Dogs then it won't matter if that one becomes a world beater or not. It'll be Your little mate and damn what anyone else thinks. They won't be feeding it. Now then; This " Fox Caller " question. I now see what ye planning to do. Ye intend to go out with your terriers and ye mates lurchers and have them chase foxes. And ye want this 'Fox Caller' to bring the foxes running to you, so the Dogs can chase them away again. Right? Obviously, with a view to catching and killing the foxes. Ok. First of all, do ye understand that what ye proposing is now Illegal. It's against the law. Car loads of Policemen turn up. They take ye mate and you to a pair of seperate rooms where they ask ye lots of questions and write it all down. Then ye end up before a Magistrate. He tells ye to pay LOTS of money, for a very long time. Then how do ye feed that great little Dog of yours? Providing they give it back, that is? That aside; Even if ye feel ye can out wit the entire british Police force ~ and every curtain twitching do gooder and passing moterist in the land ~ and Still chase foxes here and there; Have ye got a Lamp? If not, how are ye going to See these foxes? And, as you see the foxes with that Lamp, so the entire british Police force etc. will be seeing You. Bugger, isn't it? Tell ye what. Summer's on its way and that little Dog of yours can doubtless have some fun rushing around doing what it takes a mind to. Ye might even take it along with ye and visit a Country Sports Show nearby. Have a laugh. Enter the Terrier Racing, maybe. Show it to the Judge even. He may be as taken with it as I am. If not? Just confide in him that Ditch Shitter thinks it's a great little Dog and ask whose opinion He thinks more telling. Then duck and smartly be on ye way. Ye might even meet some one there who'll be Working their Dogs to foxes, on behalf of a Gamekeeper. Protecting his pheasants against them, see? That's allowed these days. Such a person would be worth getting to know and listening to. But mates with lurchers who plan to drag you (however willingly) out after illegal foxes? I wouldn't. If his lurchers can't leave your terriers standing, they'll never catch a fox anyway. What's the point? Anyway, as I say, summer's fast coming in now. Season's winding down. Why not put ye little Dog on a lead for now and look foreward to the 'Off' Season. Get out to some Country Sports events. Meet some new people and see what ye can learn and have lined up for a proper start a bit later on? 'Shows' are a great place to learn about and try out Fox Callers too thanks ditch i liked reading that i didnt no that is was illegal Ditch, your posts are the best! f**k me you make me laugh. Maybe he's going to call the foxes in to try and sell them a nice stick ....................... ha strong stuff you noob Link to post Share on other sites
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