DottyDoo 500 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 aye pakora is whatever ye want be it chicken, veg, mushroom an dipped in spicy batter an fried, i think lol an whats yer chaat like mate, they sell it here an its wee cubes a chicken marinated,m whearas where i come fae its similar to pakors done but done in a diffrent batter an its normall wings or things Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 right few questions concernin indians lol why dont english indians serve pakora, or chicken chaat an does anybody know why chinkys dont sell lamb currys fair enuff indians dnt sell pork, but what is it wae chinks an lamb Dont they sell chicken pakora down there like................f**k going for an Indian down south then, starter has to be Chicken Pakora......... Never noticed about the chinkys not selling Lamb....... never been to 1 that sells it yet mate, asked the local indian to make me it, he said aye, next night he sent me chicken wrapped in some sort a bread lol so i then geed him the number for an indians in lambhill pmsl, he makes it for me now he got a recipe aff them, but its still no the same mate an as for the chinks an lamb, i might be wrong, but i never seen it on there menu At my old house i had a chinese neighbour move in..... First night he chapped on my door and said......"Yoo house same size as my house?".....i said "Yes!!".....he said "Yoo fwont woom, same size as my fwont woom?".....i said "Yes!!"......he said "How many wall paper yoo buy for yoo fwont woom?"......thought about it for a moment and said "5!!"..................Next day theres a banging on my front door, i opened it and he was standing there shouting and swearing at me "Fwuck yoo, yoo wying b*****d, f**k yoo!!!".....i said "Hold on what are you talking about?".....he said "Yoo tell me yoo bought 5 wall paper for fwont woom, but i have 2 wolls left!!!".....i said "So the f**k did aye!!!!".... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 right few questions concernin indians lol why dont english indians serve pakora, or chicken chaat an does anybody know why chinkys dont sell lamb currys fair enuff indians dnt sell pork, but what is it wae chinks an lamb Chinkys don't do lamb mate cos cat and dog don't taste of lamb lol. I don't think you get many sheep in china, maybe wrong but Indians use lamb cos it's their tradition to eat lamb. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 aye pakora is whatever ye want be it chicken, veg, mushroom an dipped in spicy batter an fried, i think lol an whats yer chaat like mate, they sell it here an its wee cubes a chicken marinated,m whearas where i come fae its similar to pakors done but done in a diffrent batter an its normall wings or things Never tried the chaat here, I'll have to give it a try next time. Just been asking the wife about pakora, she said something about having seen pizza pakora somewhere along the line... lol Never had a Scottish Indian before, think I'll try one next time we're up there! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 right few questions concernin indians lol why dont english indians serve pakora, or chicken chaat an does anybody know why chinkys dont sell lamb currys fair enuff indians dnt sell pork, but what is it wae chinks an lamb Dont they sell chicken pakora down there like................f**k going for an Indian down south then, starter has to be Chicken Pakora......... Never noticed about the chinkys not selling Lamb....... never been to 1 that sells it yet mate, asked the local indian to make me it, he said aye, next night he sent me chicken wrapped in some sort a bread lol so i then geed him the number for an indians in lambhill pmsl, he makes it for me now he got a recipe aff them, but its still no the same mate an as for the chinks an lamb, i might be wrong, but i never seen it on there menu At my old house i had a chinese neighbour move in..... First night he chapped on my door and said......"Yoo house same size as my house?".....i said "Yes!!".....he said "Yoo fwont woom, same size as my fwont woom?".....i said "Yes!!"......he said "How many wall paper yoo buy for yoo fwont woom?"......thought about it for a moment and said "5!!"..................Next day theres a banging on my front door, i opened it and he was standing there shouting and swearing at me "Fwuck yoo, yoo wying b*****d, f**k yoo!!!".....i said "Hold on what are you talking about?".....he said "Yoo tell me yoo bought 5 wall paper for fwont woom, but i have 2 wolls left!!!".....i said "So the f**k did aye!!!!".... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 right few questions concernin indians lol why dont english indians serve pakora, or chicken chaat an does anybody know why chinkys dont sell lamb currys fair enuff indians dnt sell pork, but what is it wae chinks an lamb Chinkys don't do lamb mate cos cat and dog don't taste of lamb lol. I don't think you get many sheep in china, maybe wrong but Indians use lamb cos it's their tradition to eat lamb. i could beleive ye aboot chinkys an lamb but i still like theyr food Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 well had my bhuna and got a nan with it aswell.nan was vile but the bhuna was ok.didnt eat it all but would defo get it again.i better not get delhi belly lol i,m surprised they did,nt deep fry it in scotland, they seem to deep fry everything,stopped at a chippy in wigtown once ordered a pizza for the kids and steak and kidney pie for me and the mrs and f**k me they put the lot in the deep fat fryer :sick: When Scotland played Italy recently for the world cup qualifiers, the tartan army in Italy were chanting..... We're gonna deep fry your pizzas, deep fry your pizzzzzzza's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 aye pakora is whatever ye want be it chicken, veg, mushroom an dipped in spicy batter an fried, i think lol an whats yer chaat like mate, they sell it here an its wee cubes a chicken marinated,m whearas where i come fae its similar to pakors done but done in a diffrent batter an its normall wings or things Never tried the chaat here, I'll have to give it a try next time. Just been asking the wife about pakora, she said something about having seen pizza pakora somewhere along the line... lol Never had a Scottish Indian before, think I'll try one next time we're up there! iv lived all over this island an honestly mate all scottish(glaswegian) take aways are far superior to anywhere else, at least i think so anyways Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 aye pakora is whatever ye want be it chicken, veg, mushroom an dipped in spicy batter an fried, i think lol an whats yer chaat like mate, they sell it here an its wee cubes a chicken marinated,m whearas where i come fae its similar to pakors done but done in a diffrent batter an its normall wings or things Never tried the chaat here, I'll have to give it a try next time. Just been asking the wife about pakora, she said something about having seen pizza pakora somewhere along the line... lol Never had a Scottish Indian before, think I'll try one next time we're up there! iv lived all over this island an honestly mate all scottish(glaswegian) take aways are far superior to anywhere else, at least i think so anyways Here mate you say that but i know someone who drives through to Fife from Glasgow for a Calzone........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 aye pakora is whatever ye want be it chicken, veg, mushroom an dipped in spicy batter an fried, i think lol an whats yer chaat like mate, they sell it here an its wee cubes a chicken marinated,m whearas where i come fae its similar to pakors done but done in a diffrent batter an its normall wings or things Never tried the chaat here, I'll have to give it a try next time. Just been asking the wife about pakora, she said something about having seen pizza pakora somewhere along the line... lol Never had a Scottish Indian before, think I'll try one next time we're up there! iv lived all over this island an honestly mate all scottish(glaswegian) take aways are far superior to anywhere else, at least i think so anyways Here mate you say that but i know someone who drives through to Fife from Glasgow for a Calzone........... they must be fooking nuts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 aye pakora is whatever ye want be it chicken, veg, mushroom an dipped in spicy batter an fried, i think lol an whats yer chaat like mate, they sell it here an its wee cubes a chicken marinated,m whearas where i come fae its similar to pakors done but done in a diffrent batter an its normall wings or things Never tried the chaat here, I'll have to give it a try next time. Just been asking the wife about pakora, she said something about having seen pizza pakora somewhere along the line... lol Never had a Scottish Indian before, think I'll try one next time we're up there! iv lived all over this island an honestly mate all scottish(glaswegian) take aways are far superior to anywhere else, at least i think so anyways Here mate you say that but i know someone who drives through to Fife from Glasgow for a Calzone........... they must be fooking nuts I think the clue was in the fact lab knew them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 We get Pakora here, as well as Samosa's, Bajee's, Shish Kebabs, and one you Jocks might like is the Nargis Kebab, which is like an Indian version of a Scotch egg . King Prawn Butterfly is my preference though, that is the business! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Either a chicken tikka madras or a chicken tikka japuri with extra chillies, rice and nan, it's the dogs bollox Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Dont listen to these lot, theyre trying to stitch you up knowing you dont like hot dishes and dont want to waste a tenner. Trust me, get a vindaloo as its your first indian experience Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Dont listen to these lot, theyre trying to stitch you up knowing you dont like hot dishes and dont want to waste a tenner. Trust me, get a vindaloo as its your first indian experience I once had a very 'drunken' vindaloo at a rough indian in Paisley on a night out. The next day it was like brown water coming out. Could have shit through the eye of a needle. I had my arse glued to the pan and my head in the sink for most of the day. Filthy b*****ds. FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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