keeper 51 78 Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 (edited) Subject: PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY! WALK NAKED IN BRITIAN DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM British summer Time, all English women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic BRITISH men are to position themselves in chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathisers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The BRITISH government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless England P.S. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathiser and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists. Edited April 20, 2011 by keeper 51 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 :toast: come on ladies get your tits out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 come one ladies especially you JPT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 yep, come on topnotch and labtastic....oh,and not forgeting welsh hound Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 yep, come on topnotch and labtastic....oh,and not forgeting welsh hound Surprised to see you on a thread with the title " ladies"..... Your brain doesn't click in till you see the words " free cock!".....:-) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 yep, come on topnotch and labtastic....oh,and not forgeting welsh hound Surprised to see you on a thread with the title " ladies"..... Your brain doesn't click in till you see the words " free cock!".....:-) Thats rarely free.... even a man of my statue and callibre have to pay for that and find the illegal immigrant type are the cheapest although usually looser! I dont need or want any other women, im married to the love of my life :stinker: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 yep, come on topnotch and labtastic....oh,and not forgeting welsh hound Surprised to see you on a thread with the title " ladies"..... Your brain doesn't click in till you see the words " free cock!".....:-) Thats rarely free.... even a man of my statue and callibre have to pay for that and find the illegal immigrant type are the cheapest although usually looser! I dont need or want any other women, im married to the love of my life :stinker: yes I've met 'barry' he's a lovely chap...... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6pack 60 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 All patriotic BRITISH men are to position themselves in chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathisers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. That's me sorted then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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readie 184 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Subject: PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY! WALK NAKED IN BRITIAN DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM British summer Time, all English women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic BRITISH men are to position themselves in chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathisers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The BRITISH government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless England P.S. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathiser and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists. :notworthy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JPTfellterrier 65 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 hahah well I supose I did celevrate cleavage day so i supose its a must to celebrate get naked day lmao.....although I doubt there will be anyone of a ethnic minority about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redial 81 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 JPT just for old times sake remind the boys and a few of the ladies what month did you appear in Nuts mag.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JPTfellterrier 65 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 JPT just for old times sake remind the boys and a few of the ladies what month did you appear in Nuts mag.... me and the lurcher could well be in this week again...pic is suposed to be in sometime but I dont tend to buy the magazine as I hate football lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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