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Does anyone have a story of making a prat of yourself? People can have a bit too much pride, and reading through some threads you get the impression some people never make a mistake. But any story of where being a bit naive has backfired or it was just bad luck will do.

When I was a bit younger me and a couple of friends would be out at every opportunity, so we decided to try ferreting at night time. It became apparent this was a bad idea when the ferrets went down and dozens of rats came pouring out like water. I have never danced around like more of an idiot in my life, we both had several rats up our trouser legs in seconds and to be honest it still gives me the creeps. This, and the time one of my ferrets was hanging off the nose of the land owners prize horse could easily have been avoided.

But the one that really hurt my pride was when I was shooting around some barns with a mate, who decided I should take the shot because I was the better aim. So with the farmer watching and my ego swelling I took aim at the pigeon about 40 yards away, which stepped just out of sight, so I slowly stepped backwards and found myself arm-pit high in what can only be called a cess pool. Why there was a 5ft person sized hole I don't know, but it had filled with all the run off from the farm :sick: Apart from scratching my rifle it was just my pride that hurt, and my nose.

 

Some people on here have been hunting longer than I have been alive so most of you will have cocked up at some point, and it might actually be valuable to learn from each others mistakes.

 

lesson 1. When hunting rats tuck your socks in

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I spent every weekend for 5 years hunting shooting and fishing while tellin the mrs i promise next week i'll find some time for you, went home 7 weeks ago to find my stuff on the drive and she had found someone else! bugger! hurt my pride a bit!

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heres two storys from my time working the doors, the first one i did ,, the second story my mate did.

 

a young female deputy manager was leaving our club for pastures new, so her last night we all stayed behind after the club clossed to have a drink with her. the genral manager had to leave as he did he passed me a fire extinguisher, and said make shure you soak her :thumbs: as she came over to me i let rip ,,,,, only to find as i squirted her it was that white powder :( i nearly killed her there on the spot, in went streight in her mouth and she nearly choked to death,,,,,, leson lerned , read the label on fire extinushers.

 

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one of the female door supervisors bought a stab vest of the head doorman , so she asks him to try it out, he said take it of ile show you,,, she insited on keeping it on,, he got a pen knife of another door man ,, just a little thing with 2" blade , so he says to the lass are you shure yes she says try and stik it in,,, so he does,,, and somehow by accident managed to find a gap between the kevlar , on her chest,,, she wobbled and gassped,,, yep streight in her lung.. lukily issis night club in notts is oppiste queens medical centre . so over the road for an emergency opp :o she made a full recovery, but the cop said to the head if she dies youl could be done for mansloughter.

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Last night LMFAO walked into a wire fence and fell right over it pmsl.It wasnt there a few weeks ago so i didnt expect it to be there.Then my dogs jumped it and my mates rottie x wouldnt so i had to climb over and carry her over it not an easy feat cos shes a fat turd

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brought an antique grandfather clock at aucion without viewing it .. it was sold a/f as found could`nt see a lot wrong with it from where i was stood got a bargain at just under 200 notes .. turned out of the guts where missing out of it ...:doh:

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once i was told the great yourkshire show had been brought forward by 2 weeks. so i got on the phone and aranged for the brother inlaw to come with me. i got to his house at half six ( he normaly started work at half nine) and we set off.. it took an hour to get there and we were early. i sent him to ask the security what time the gates opened.. he came back to the car red faced as it was a model railway or car show and we was 2 months early for the great yorshire show :icon_redface::icon_redface::icon_redface:

 

he was fumming he had taken the day off work and lost £150 for the trouble

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Cocked up far too many times & too badly to mention to all and sundry on a public forum... icon_redface.gif:laugh:

You could say that Malt :laugh::tongue2:

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That's not a cock up, that's what you call 'Seizing an opportunity'... :whistling::laugh:

 

 

 

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f**k there has been so many..... Went ferreting with the mates, no dogs, 30 odd miles, on the ground, forgot the f*****g nets!!! Got dropped off by a mate on his way to work to fish a wee loch without permission and he was going to pick me up lunch time, no probs, gets to the water, I'd only forgotten my f*****g reel!!! Had took it out the bag to change the line on it. Been loads but those 2 off the top of my head.

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Does anyone have a story of making a prat of yourself? People can have a bit too much pride, and reading through some threads you get the impression some people never make a mistake. But any story of where being a bit naive has backfired or it was just bad luck will do.

When I was a bit younger me and a couple of friends would be out at every opportunity, so we decided to try ferreting at night time. It became apparent this was a bad idea when the ferrets went down and dozens of rats came pouring out like water. I have never danced around like more of an idiot in my life, we both had several rats up our trouser legs in seconds and to be honest it still gives me the creeps. This, and the time one of my ferrets was hanging off the nose of the land owners prize horse could easily have been avoided.

But the one that really hurt my pride was when I was shooting around some barns with a mate, who decided I should take the shot because I was the better aim. So with the farmer watching and my ego swelling I took aim at the pigeon about 40 yards away, which stepped just out of sight, so I slowly stepped backwards and found myself arm-pit high in what can only be called a cess pool. Why there was a 5ft person sized hole I don't know, but it had filled with all the run off from the farm :sick: Apart from scratching my rifle it was just my pride that hurt, and my nose.

 

Some people on here have been hunting longer than I have been alive so most of you will have cocked up at some point, and it might actually be valuable to learn from each others mistakes.

 

lesson 1. When hunting rats tuck your socks in

 

 

Your so right mate it seems that on this site they all pros and never made a mistake or a moment when they glad that it was dark and nobody saw what they thought was quarry and slipped on was infact there neighbours cat haha (example). Fair play to the guys that have commented on this thread after all it's the hunting life not the serious life. Fcuk ups and mistakes can't be learned from if they don't happen in the first place

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About 10 years ago my pal paid £4.5k for an imported supercar from the local police pound (it'd been seized in an operation a year or so earlier and couldn't be traced etc, so they sold it - seriously, you should check out the local plod pound, plenty of bargains there!). Anyway, it felt like you were in an aeroplane taking off when you put your foot down and he drove about like a nutter for 6m. He thought he was being a clever c**t driving with no tax nor insurance (why the f**k you'd do that with a £4.5k car i don't know). Anyway, he needed to sell the car as he was joining the Metropolitan police (seriously! :blink: ) and didn't want the car living in the city. First bloke that came to see it (at an out of the way service station because he was worried about someone seeing he had no tax... :whistling: ) took the car for a test drive and never came back. Wahtr a dick for giving him the keys, no comeback, no nothing. What a f*****g numbnut. He's done fairly well in the Met apparently, ain't seen him for a few years.

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