smithie 2,443 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 lol i need something lol i only go once a week enyways but 2 week lol you gotta messed up diet to be only goin once a week , if you were a mathamatition...........you'd be able to work it out with a pencil ya daft sod Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Deary me TB....just read about your 'problem'..............i cant believe that you are that tight you wont even part with your own shite.... You see this is the problem with treating an exit hole like entry one every weekend, your bound too get problems along the way mate..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 if its a problem work it out with a pencil like the constipated mathmatetion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Now that is very surprising. With a sphincter as loose as yours I would have thought you would have to watch when you sneezed you didnt shite yourself. Last I can remember you could fit two clenched fists up there. FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Now that is very surprising. With a sphincter as loose as yours I would have thought you would have to watch when you sneezed you didnt shite yourself. Last I can remember you could fit two clenched fists up there. FTB Aye with f*****g boxing gloves on...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Senna extract and you will clean yourself out lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 get on the guinness, you'll be shiting tractor tyre's come morning, just remember to put the toilet roll in the fridge for a while before Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 i eat 3 times an hoor :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,493 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 (edited) In all seriousness mate you really need to sort your eating habits out your just not giving your insides a chance to do their job you,ll end up doing proper damage Edited April 16, 2011 by gnasher16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Your like a mother hen Gnasher, just slag the lad like everyone else Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 FFS when was the last time you ate a vegetable? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Seriously though, severe constipation can actually kill you, toxins reabsorb back into the body. If all else fails, manual evacuation is the only solution. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,443 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 FFS when was the last time you ate a vegetable? i only eat veg if its on my kabbab.. and i have no problems scuffing the pot. get to doctors while you still got room for his finger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 FFS when was the last time you ate a vegetable? # TB may be alot of things but he is no cannibal... FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 FFS when was the last time you ate a vegetable? # TB may be alot of things but he is no cannibal... FTB Rotflmfao class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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