Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 " Game'Dogs " has just asked me, in Chat, to bring 'em out once again. My, by now, all too famous feet! But, these are no Ordinary feet, people! The feet you are about to gaze upon were those of a man who had suffered a 'Momentary Lapse of Reason'. Said lapse lasting Three Months! And, in that entire time, these feet remained, 24 / 7, ensonsced in a pair of " Commando " socks, tied up inside a pair of size 11, Royal Mail issue Doctor Marten High Leg boots! I f*ck with ye not! 'Sadly', having one day woken up and decided to undress again, I genuinely, simply never had the presence of mind to photograph the buggers before soaking them in a long, hot bowl of water and potassium permanganate. Otherwise, ye'd Really have got the Full Monty! As it is though, here they are; A Left and Right at the above feet. Taken with a film camera and only for my own fasination. Sorry I didn't have a Digital then or I'd have got a better record. What ever. Those feet: Left And Right Well; I'm not sure what ye really expected! One for medical science though, surely? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte hill 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Ditch, PLEASE tell me these were NOT the pics you were trying to flood chat with last night!!!!!! I dont think I would have got any sleep, I would have been having nightmares!!! What an earth posessed you to keep those feet of your encased in RM issue boots!!!!!! I have booked you in for a pedicure Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 only one question........WHY? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Macnas Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Jaysus Ditch, feet that look that bad usually have a tag hanging off the toe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elma-fudd 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Jaysus Ditch, feet that look that bad usually have a tag hanging off the toe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marco 24 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 i think them feet look well for a 99 year old fella where you realy born on the 31st of december 1908 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FPO 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 (edited) i think them feet look well for a 99 year old fella where you realy born on the 31st of december 1908 Bit of De ja vu going on here! had this discussion on new years I believe DS didnt enlighten us then either about DOB Weve seen the before shots, do we get to see the after ones ? Edited February 9, 2007 by FPO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 f**k me!!!!!!! :sick: Glad you didnt get those puppy's out when I came to visit :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,980 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 fecking hell ditch if your hoof's look like that your body must have a wild stench about it a good soak in some jayes fluid for a bout a week will get you smelling a bit better mate or go down the peat bog and soak them in there for a long while Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stella Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 is there something wrong with you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yokel Matt 918 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 just looks like you've been standing in a cold, wet ditch too long... waiting for a mink no doubt . Give those piggies a trim and a slap a bit of perfumed talc on and you'll be able to wear those strappy high heels again mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mussells 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 fecking legend!!!!!!!!!!!!! of all the people on this forum your the one i,d love to meet(im not gay before ye ask) your a lengend in ya own lunch time!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hairyface 211 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 you dirty twat cant imagine what yer knob looks like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 you dirty twat cant imagine what yer knob looks like PMSL. Some of them nails look a bit long there Ditch! I'm afraid if they was mine I would have had to nibble them down a bit by now :tongue4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,980 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 you dirty twat cant imagine what yer knob looks like :stinker: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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