gnasher16 29,836 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh... Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, ....Think thats possibly the best thought out verse of a football song ive ever heard ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gsi2000stokie 5 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 stoke city, sung to derby fans, You are a farmer, A dirty farmer, Your only happy when making hay, Your mums an info, Your dads a scaregrow , So please don't take my tractor away, Nananananananana oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh and the classic One Person - At break of day when that man drove away I was waiting All - WHOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH One Person - I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door All - WHOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH She stood there laughing HA HA HA HA I put my dick in her hand and she laughed no more WHOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH Why Why Why Delilah Why Why Why Delilah So before you come to break down the door Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take anymore WHOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH Why Why Why Delilah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 You put your right hand up, you put your right hand down, left shoulder, right shoulder, staring at the ground, you do the Artur Boruc and you turn around, and watch all the huns freak out. Theres only one gary hooper !! hes better than davie cooper !! he hates the huns !! he scores fur fun !! walkin in a hooper wonderland !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 To the tune of 'Robin Hood' "Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs Running down the wing! Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs can do anything! Feared by the blues, loved by the reds, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs!!" Or to the tune of 'Love will tear you apart' "Giggs, Giggs'll tear you apart, again!" "Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, stick the scousers on the top! Then put City in the middle, Then we'll burn the f*****g lot!" "Gary Neville is a red! is a red! is a red! Gary Neville is a red, he hates Scousers!" Nice one Malt thats the one I was thinking of . I named my lad Ryan after the great Mr Giggs .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 IN GER LAND IN GER LAND IN GER LAAAAND Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 IN GER LAND IN GER LAND IN GER LAAAAND We'll be coming, we'll be coming We'll be coming down the road When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army boys We'll be coming down the road If I had the wings of a sparrow If I had the arse of a crow I'd fly over Wembley tomorrow And shite on the b*****ds below below Shite on Shite on Shite on the b*****ds below below Shite on Shite on Shite on the b*****ds below 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R/H/F/D 38 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 IN GER LAND IN GER LAND IN GER LAAAAND best post on the thread artic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tomm Parr 30 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Its not a quote per say but the funniest i've heard happened when the Wolves used to play Birmingham in the mid 90s. Kevin Francis was up front for the Blues and he was nicknamed 'the donkey' by everyone back then, even his own fans. Every single time he touched the ball 25 odd thousand Wolves fans went 'eee-yooore' atop their voices! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teddd 84 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh... Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, ....Think thats possibly the best thought out verse of a football song ive ever heard ! least we have something tae sing aboot :whistling: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teddd 84 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 It is old but it is beautiful, it's red, it's white and it's blue It's worn on the slopes of Ibrox Park, and a place called Parkhead too My father wore it as a youth in the bygone days of yore And it's on display every Saturday Every time the Rangers score Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teddd 84 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I would Rather have Hemdani than scott Brown oh i would rather have hemdani than Scott Brown i would rather have hemdani cause scott Brown is a fanny i would rather have hemdani than scott Brown Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teddd 84 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 F**k you Boruc, McGregor shagged your wife! McGregor shagged your wife! McGregor shagged your wife! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 (edited) Charlie Adams Sister's Pants always made me laugh Oh and the one that goes You know she said no....Alan McGregor you know she said no Edited April 12, 2011 by undisputed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 the one sung to graham rix when he got done for fiddling made me laugh,it was the old manic street preachers song,you know the one... if you tolerate rix,then your children will be next Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deano7 22 Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Id rather be a paki than a turk !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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