baw 4,360 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Celtic have had a few chants over the years, here is some of my favourites, not exactly politicaly correct lol but hey........ what are yours........ Feed the Bear Feed the Bear Feed the Bear Feed the Bear, feed the Bear…!!! We don’t nee your Terry Butcher We don’t need your Chris Woods too We don’t need your Graham Roberts We don’t need your English crew Hey! Souness! Leave that flag alone! It's black, it's blue It's f*ckin broke in two It's Butcher's leg, it's Butcher's leg He's tall, he's skinny He's goin' to Barlinnie Ferguson, Ferguson Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou Lou, Lou skip to my Lou Lou, Lou skip to my Lou Skip to my Lou Macari He's gay, he's bent his arse is up for rent Ian Durrant, Ian Durrant When the ball’s in the air And it’s not big Pierre It’s Di Canio When the ball’s in the net And it’s not Jorge Cadete It’s Di Canio When it’s hit like a bomb And it’s not Andy Thom …It’s Di Canio!!! We shall not We shall not be moved We shall not We shall not be moved Not by the Hearts The Hibs Or the Rangers We shall not be moved Cheerio 10 in a row Cheerio 10 in a row Cheerio 10 in a row Cheerio 10 in a row You are my Larsson My Henrik Larsson You make me happy When skies are grey No need for Shearer For he was dearer Please don’t take My Larsson away Cheer up Walter Smith oh what can it mean To be a sad orange b*****d with a shite football team Tell all the Huns you know That we’re off to Seville and you’re no’ You’ll be watchin’ the Bill When we’re in Seville And it’s gonnae be three in a row! Bobo's gonna get ye', Bobo's gonn get ye' One's called Ronald, One's called Frank, One plays for Barcelona, The other one's a w*nk And they gave us James McGrory and Paul McStay They gave us Johnstone, Tully, Murdoch, Auld and Hay And most of the football greats Have passed through Parkhead’s gates To play football The Glasgow Celtic way There’s only one Johnny Hartson There’s only one Johnny Hartson He’s got no hair but we don’t care Walking in a Hartson wonderland Oh Artur Boruc The holy goalie He hates the Huns He blessed himself at Ibrox And the Huns went off their nut He is the Polish goalie And he sings God bless the Pope We love you, we love you, we love you And where you go We’ll follow, we’ll follow, we’ll follow Cause we support The Celtic, the Celtic, the Celtic And that’s the way We like it, we like it, we like it WHOOOAAH!! WHOOOAAH!!! Oh, the Rangers are shite, Oh the Rangers are shite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 heres one sang to the tune of the animals came in 2 by 2.. you'l never get a sexy bird tevez tevez you'l never get a sexy bird tevez tevez you argie twat you ugly kunt youv'e got your head on back to front carlos tevez herman munster head Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 heres one sang to the tune of the animals came in 2 by 2.. you'l never get a sexy bird tevez tevez you'l never get a sexy bird tevez tevez you argie twat you ugly kunt youv'e got your head on back to front carlos tevez herman munster head I think he just heard you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 heres one sang to the tune of the animals came in 2 by 2.. you'l never get a sexy bird tevez tevez you'l never get a sexy bird tevez tevez you argie twat you ugly kunt youv'e got your head on back to front carlos tevez herman munster head FPMSL.................. Sebo.....sebo.....sebo......sebo D.I.CANIO........D.I.CANIO We love, we love, we love......... And that is why we follow, we follow, we follow...... Cause we support the Celtic, the Celtic, the Celtic..... And thats the way we like it, we like it, we like it......... AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.............. Sorry Baw i never saw yer last 1 there mate......still quality tho......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R/H/F/D 38 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high And don't be afraid of the dark At the end of the storm Is a golden sky And the sweet silver song of the lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on walk on with hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high And don't be afraid of the dark At the end of the storm Is a golden sky And the sweet silver song of the lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on walk on with hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk You'll never walk You'll never walk alone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R/H/F/D 38 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 to the adams family... Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You sleep with one another The Rooney Family to hey baby... Johnnnnnn Arneeeeeeeee Riiseeeeeeeeeee.... Oh Ah I wanna knoooooowwwww how you scored that goal? although its the scum who sing it this one always makes me laugh!! He shoots, he scores, He'll eat your labrador, Park-Ji Sung, Park-Ji Sung! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,954 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 (edited) I remember a jock pal of mine telling me about the keeper Andy Goram being diagnosed with scizophrenia....to which the chant became...." 2 Andy Gorams,theres only 2 Andy Gorams " Park Park wherever you may be,you eat dogs in your country, But it could be worse you could be a scouse,eating rats in a council house..... sung by the Mancs An old West Ham one when Bobby Zamora was here,sung to the " Thats Amore " tune.... When your sat in row Z and the ball hits your head thats Zamora,thats Zamora Old mac redknapp had a twitch ei eio and on that twitch he had a twitch ei eio My favourites are the ones with some history behind them,Bubbles has got to be the one for me.....but Walk Alone certainly makes the hairs stand up on end. Bit harsh in todays times but down West Ham in the ,s " you black c**t,you black c**t,you black c**t ".....by 30,000 fans,even black ones....was brutal but to the point ! Edited April 11, 2011 by gnasher16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 "The Referee's a Wanker".... always brings a smile to my face what was the one they used to sing about Ryan Giggs a few years back? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R/H/F/D 38 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 "The Referee's a Wanker".... always brings a smile to my face what was the one they used to sing about Ryan Giggs a few years back? was it the one that started with "Ryan Giggs is illegitimate"???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,763 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 :notworthy: :notworthy: To the tune of "The wild rover" I went to an ale house I used to frequent I met (insert name of latest Burnley manager) his money all spent He asked me to play, I answered him nay, Cos I hate Burnley b*****ds till my dying day and its no nay never, no nay never no more will we play Burnley b*****ds, no never, no more. :notworthy: :notworthy: Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gypsy-lurcher 7 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 (edited) theres a good man u one park park where may you be you eat dogs in your own country could be worse you could be scouse eating rats in your council house Edited April 12, 2011 by gypsy-lurcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 "The Referee's a Wanker".... always brings a smile to my face what was the one they used to sing about Ryan Giggs a few years back? To the tune of 'Robin Hood' "Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs Running down the wing! Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs can do anything! Feared by the blues, loved by the reds, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs!!" Or to the tune of 'Love will tear you apart' "Giggs, Giggs'll tear you apart, again!" "Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, stick the scousers on the top! Then put City in the middle, Then we'll burn the f*****g lot!" "Gary Neville is a red! is a red! is a red! Gary Neville is a red, he hates Scousers!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teddd 84 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Glasgow Rangers Champions, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Glasgow Rangers Champions, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh... Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Glasgow Rangers Champions, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Glasgow Rangers Champions, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deano7 22 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Best one ever Hes French Hes Flash Hes Shagging Leslie Ash Cantona Cantona !!! I aint a Man U fan but very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teddd 84 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 IF YA CANNY DO THA BOUNCY UR A TIM IF YA CANNY DO THA BOUNCY UR A TIM IF YA CANNY DO THA BOUNCY,CANNY DO THA BOUNCY CANNY DO THA BOUNCY UR A TIM!! NA NA NA!!THA BOUNCY,BOUNCY,BOUNCY,BOUNCY NA NA NANANA THA BOUNCY,BOUNCY,BOUNCY,BOUNCY, NANANANA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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