STUNTMAN 552 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never committed adultery. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... No peeking, and then scroll down for the response. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolf Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Remember: Amateurs ... Built the ark. Professionals ... Built the Titanic 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 seems id have killed beethoven and my choice of candidate was churchill, didnt pick candidate C because he seemed like an interfeering do-gooder and i dont trust vegetarians Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the deciple 4 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 LOL i chose hitler come to think about it i think if he was alive now he would sort immigration out the right way ZYKLON B Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mars 42 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Looks Like i`ve just killed Beethoven And Voted for Hitler Mars Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Was Hitler really that bad? And Beathovens music was Sh1te...absolutely no beat whatsoever. FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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