gnasher16 30,217 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Heard a good one this morning ive never heard before. " a genius cant change yesterday but even a fool can change tomorrow " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leeview 791 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 ...."if I'd of wanted to listen to an arsehole I'd of farted"..Sean M.FitzGerald Y.I.S Leeview Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 If your granny had baws, she'd be your granda!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
77 si 21 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 If god didnt like hunting why did he make animals out of food. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dazzz 421 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 "NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY"................................. QUOTE..................-17/03/2008 MARKBRICK THE DAY HE GOT INVOLVED IN RUNNING DOGS :thumbs: 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darklord 25 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 "NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY"................................. QUOTE..................-17/03/2008 MARKBRICK THE DAY HE GOT INVOLVED IN RUNNING DOGS :thumbs: ha ha ha,daz mark is laughing at you all the time,its time you 2 sorted this out and you moved on,lol not his fault you bought a dog that all its family pulls up on rabbitas just go see him then you wont spoil a decent topic 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dazzz 421 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 ANOTHER GOOD QUOTE,,,,,,IT'S THE MAN BEHIND THE DOG,,,,WELL I MUST BE "THE MAIN MAN" AS MINE HASNT PULLED UP ONE MORE YOU GET OUT WHAT YOU PUT IN Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 For a great cause always make great men,and many who set out in hesitation die heroes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 All that is needed for evil to flourish is for good men to stand by and do nothing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Lady to winston churchill - "You sir are drunk" (in disgusted tone) Churchill - "Yes Madam, I am indeed drunk, but in the morning i shall be sober, but you alas, will still be ugly" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Eat your beans properly, your getting them down the front of your new rangers top!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Lady to winston churchill - "You sir are drunk" (in disgusted tone) Churchill - "Yes Madam, I am indeed drunk, but in the morning i shall be sober, but you alas, will still be ugly" I love some on Winston's quotes. There was another one that went something like - Lady to Winston Churchill - "If you were my Husband I'd put poison in your coffee" Churchill to Lady - "If you were my wife, I'd Drink it!" :rofl: :rofl: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest busterdog Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 a dog must understand he get his work "becuase of you" not in spite of you... Sir Jocelyn Lucas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
antsa 40 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 If a dog is born in a stable, it don't make it a horse! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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