baw 4,360 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 i just have an irrestible urge to wind every f****r i meet up lol Thats me sober!!! Drunk, i'm a jovial sod mostly although I've had the odd spar too and had my leg over a good few times........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,908 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 I dont drink, not had more than the odd beer for nearly 20 years........MOO on the other hand is very embarrasing, a couple of bottles of Budweiser and he is all over you crying and saying things like "I just wish I was English" & "How comes I am not as slim as you" I feel sorry for the poor lad, he just stick to the lemonade 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 I dont drink, not had more than the odd beer for nearly 20 years........MOO on the other hand is very embarrasing, a couple of bottles of Budweiser and he is all over you crying and saying things like "I just wish I was English" & "How comes I am not as slim as you" I feel sorry for the poor lad, he just stick to the lemonade HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 happy ,funny,misarable,mad,enraged,perfetic,violent,rude, pain in the arse... just your average drunk really,thats why i dont drink lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,443 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 im a nob head... same as when im drunk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,530 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Last time i was drunk was 1998 i had whoa about 4 whole pints !......i tend to just fall asleep....i enjoy the very occasional drop of wine but even then after a few i start nodding off....i like to think its cos i led a dedicated athletes life,but the truth is its probably just cos im a big fairy who cant handle his drink Nothing worse than a loudmouth drunk male or female. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 I am a a loving drunk (i.e I seem to bring home the ugliest c**t there). 2 weeks ago I somehow managed to pull a lassie from Dumfries, no joke she had about 4 teeth and was carrying a fair bit of excess baggage too. Wasn't as bad as my mate who pulled here EVEN FATTER mate who had give 6 blowjobs out that night :sick: What a laugh we had the next day, kicked the c**ts out on the street like the slags they were FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinner 348 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 could bang away all night when younger, but now i finish it of next day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 im a drunk who never has enough and never wants the session to end,thats prob why iv a drink problem i suppose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 im a drunk who never has enough and never wants the session to end,thats prob why iv a drink problem i suppose I do that. I wont drink in the house and I don't go out on the lash in the week, but when a Friday comes I can't just have a few and go off home when the pub closes, I've gotta carry on and usually don't get in until 5 - 6 Saturday morning when everything has been done. I haven't got a drink problem because I don't crave a drink, but I am an irresponsible drinker I suppose. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 im a drunk who never has enough and never wants the session to end,thats prob why iv a drink problem i suppose I do that. I wont drink in the house and I don't go out on the lash in the week, but when a Friday comes I can't just have a few and go off home when the pub closes, I've gotta carry on and usually don't get in until 5 - 6 Saturday morning when everything has been done. I haven't got a drink problem because I don't crave a drink, but I am an irresponsible drinker I suppose. id kinda be the opposite as in i mainly drink at home most nights.I do crave a few bottles most days but im absolutely dyin here at the moment as i was in liverpool the weekend on the lash .I keep asking myself is it really worth it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 id kinda be the opposite as in i mainly drink at home most nights.I do crave a few bottles most days but im absolutely dyin here at the moment as i was in liverpool the weekend on the lash .I keep asking myself is it really worth it For me I don't get any enjoyment out of drinking in the house, and I'm not one of these who can sit in a pub on their own enjoying a quiet pint either, I just don't see the point in it. It's more of a social thing with me. I don't really like drinking in front of my kids either. That's not to slag anyone else off who does drink in front of their kids, I just don't want to encourage them into thinking that getting pissed up is a good thing. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 id kinda be the opposite as in i mainly drink at home most nights.I do crave a few bottles most days but im absolutely dyin here at the moment as i was in liverpool the weekend on the lash .I keep asking myself is it really worth it For me I don't get any enjoyment out of drinking in the house, and I'm not one of these who can sit in a pub on their own enjoying a quiet pint either, I just don't see the point in it. It's more of a social thing with me. I don't really like drinking in front of my kids either. That's not to slag anyone else off who does drink in front of their kids, I just don't want to encourage them into thinking that getting pissed up is a good thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rikjd 8 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 id kinda be the opposite as in i mainly drink at home most nights.I do crave a few bottles most days but im absolutely dyin here at the moment as i was in liverpool the weekend on the lash .I keep asking myself is it really worth it For me I don't get any enjoyment out of drinking in the house, and I'm not one of these who can sit in a pub on their own enjoying a quiet pint either, I just don't see the point in it. It's more of a social thing with me. I don't really like drinking in front of my kids either. That's not to slag anyone else off who does drink in front of their kids, I just don't want to encourage them into thinking that getting pissed up is a good thing. i cant drink in the house either i fall asleep after one maybe two cans or get bored and just hit the town which then means im out till daylight the next day and hating the hangover. I am a happy drunk don't see the point in ruining my night just because someone doesnt like the way you looked at them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rock 64 Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 antibuse for me :( Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.