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Ron the rooster was the meanest toughest rooster - ever. He would bully or fight all the farmyard animals, until one day the farm cat picked a fight and hammered the $hit out of Ron!

the moral of this story, \

 

 

No matter how big and hard the co*k is, a pu$$y will always take it!!

 

 

 

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock,

Little Bo Beep was sucking his co*k,

As soon as he came, she started to weep,

She knew by the taste he'd been shag*ing her sheep

 

 

 

A woman goes to see her doctor because she has a bit of lettuce sticking out of her pu$$y. The doc says " That looks nasty".

She replies " Nasty! That's just the tip of the iceberg!"

 

 

 

A male patient is lying in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and his nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

" Nurse" he mumbles from behind the mask. " Are my testicles black?"

Embarrased, the young nurse replies " I don't know sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, " Nurse are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the bedsheets, she raises his gown, lifts his C~CK in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

 

Then she takes a close look and says " There is nothing wrong with them at all sir!"

 

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at the nurse and says very slowly, " Thank you very much, that was wonderful but listen, very, very closely............................................. A-R-E.... M-Y..

T-E-S-T ..... R-E-S-[bANNED TEXT]-L-T-S ......... B-A-C-K ?"

 

 

 

 

A teacher says to her class " Today we are going to learn about multi-syllable words, does anyone have an example?"

Little Johnny is the only one with his hand up. The teacher says " What's your example Johnny?"

" Mas-tur-bate " says little Johnny

" Wow" says the teacher " that's a bit of a mouthful!"

Little Johnny replies " No miss, you are thinking of Blo*-job!"

[BLACKBOB 9]

 

Cheers bob

[Ray Mears 272]

[mole catcher 1]

A teacher says to her class " Today we are going to learn about multi-syllable words, does anyone have an example?"

Little Johnny is the only one with his hand up. The teacher says " What's your example Johnny?"

" Mas-tur-bate " says little Johnny

" Wow" says the teacher " that's a bit of a mouthful!"

Little Johnny replies " No miss, you are thinking of Blo*-job!"

 

VERY GOOD

 

 

LITTLE jOHNY THE p***y SCHOOLBOY WAS ASKED FOR A SENTANCE CONTAINING A MULTI SYLLIBLE WORD, HE RELPYS "" I WAS WALKING HOLM WITH ME AULD FELLER WHEN I SPOTTED A BLOKE PAINTING HIS FENCE WITH A 1INCH BRUSH, MY DAR SAID WITH A BRUSH THAT SMALL ITS GOING TO TAKE THE CONTAGOUS""