keeper 51 78 Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Dr Joe had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty. No matter how much he tried, the sense of betrayal was overwhlming. Every once in a while he'd hear a little internal, reassuring voice say "Joe, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients, and you won't be the last and your single, just let it go" But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, "Joe you're a fuc*ing vet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) i went for a check up the other day and straight away the examiner put on a rubber glove and shoved his hand up my arse.... i think i need a new dentist :laugh: Edited March 24, 2011 by stewie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keeper 51 78 Posted March 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Paddys wedding night and his new bride is laying naked legs spread on the bed. she says "You know what i want don't you" Paddy says "ALL OF THE FUC*KING BED by the look of it" :clapping: :clapping: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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