Childhood mischeif

[John Keswick 119]

Despite all the trouble I used get into, which was a lot, I did used to go hunting quite a bit, mostly when I was supposed to be at school.

 

Used to ride into school in the mornings, do the registration, then get back on my bike and feck of home, pop my old camo jacket on, grab the spade and dogs and off I went, roaming the local fields.

 

Used to spend all day rabbiting, there were some favourite fields which were rough grass and stingers, loaded with rabbits, the dogs were pretty cute and knew the score, I used beat the stingers out as the dogs surrounded them and nail the escapees. None of them were any good to eat, unless you liked crushed bone in yer meat lol.

 

Surprising the amount of rabbits you can catch yourself just by walking through long stingers, watch for the movement and where it stops, then with a good aim stamp!

 

After a good auld session, the dogs used to be stung to f**k, their heads all bumpy and itching, so on the way home they used to jump in the river to cool off then get shit high in mud and crap ready to go home.

 

 

Then it was out to find some more trouble to get into.

["Earth!" 503]

Despite all the trouble I used get into, which was a lot, I did used to go hunting quite a bit, mostly when I was supposed to be at school.

 

Used to ride into school in the mornings, do the registration, then get back on my bike and feck of home, pop my old camo jacket on, grab the spade and dogs and off I went, roaming the local fields.

 

Used to spend all day rabbiting, there were some favourite fields which were rough grass and stingers, loaded with rabbits, the dogs were pretty cute and knew the score, I used beat the stingers out as the dogs surrounded them and nail the escapees. None of them were any good to eat, unless you liked crushed bone in yer meat lol.

 

Surprising the amount of rabbits you can catch yourself just by walking through long stingers, watch for the movement and where it stops, then with a good aim stamp!

 

After a good auld session, the dogs used to be stung to f**k, their heads all bumpy and itching, so on the way home they used to jump in the river to cool off then get shit high in mud and crap ready to go home.

 

 

Then it was out to find some more trouble to get into.

 

very much the same,i broke the school record for truancy,i think it was nye on 6 wks on the trot.

used to wake up,get dressed in my school clobber,put a load of rough clothes in my bag then off round to where i kept the ferrets/fishing tackle and off i went.

got kicked out of 3 GCSE exams-

1st,History,think i told her to feck off

so sent to see my head of year,her husband who didnt like it so told him to feck off too so that was my geography exam out the window.

3rd was design and realisation. lots of machinery in there and got dared to put a lengh of metal in the spinning blade Ooopps, went off like a hand grenade,shards of metal all over the workshop and a knackered saw

[Guest thebigdog]

done most of the above. we used to get someone to lay on the footpath next to a busy road and pretend to kick the shit out of him, the cars going up and down the road would screech to a halt and the drivers would get out any chase us, then go back to find out if the lad was alright only to find him legging it up the road, pissing himself laughing.

 

used to love the shite pipes too, we got a length of 2in pvc pipe and thru it into the grass hard, filling the end with muck and dog shit, then swingin the pipe at a house/car/person, the muck would fly out of it sticking to what ever it hit. was funny at the time, wasnt funny when some wee bast@rd done it to my house last night

 

the funniest thing was supergluing a pound to the floor in a bar and watching people pissed trying to pick it up. had some laughs covering the toilet in the bar with cling film too, watching people coming out covered in piss.

Edited March 13, 2011 by thebigdog

[artic 595]

Well, where do I begin..................

[Lab 10,979]

Well, where do I begin..................

Please tell us????

[Attack Fell Terrier 864]

What about the ''FAT LUMP OF SHITES'' cortina we painted ''COMPLETEY WHITE''

 

Glossed completely white hahaha. Fat Andy "5 deal" LOL.

[smithie 2,443]

when i was a kid gnomes were popular. i would steel the odd one and place it on another garden hopeing to cause trouble

[FightTheBan 1,147]

Well, where do I begin..................

 

 

Can't think you would have got up to much mischief?

That behaviour is frowned upon at private schools

 

Did no one make bogies? (go carts)

 

FTB

[Attack Fell Terrier 864]

when i was a kid gnomes were popular. i would steel the odd one and place it on another garden hopeing to cause trouble

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cocker 2,654]

knock a door run

spying on people through there windows

lying down next to your bike and playing dead

tying another kid up and then tying him to someones front door then bang like mad on the door, while we do a runner and leave him

hedge jumping competitions

cat crawling

smashing greenhouses

looking for people shagging in cars

bricking homo sexual s, down the public toilets

playing on the railway lines

lighting fires

chopping trees down

nicking bikes

poaching

illegal fishing

nicking coal

bricking tramps

climbing out my bedroom window at 2am to go catching pigeons in old houses

climbing out my bedroom window at 4 am to go rabbiting

swimming in dangerous places

nicking off school to go out with the lurchers

taking people gates off

setting trip wires for the unwary

setting snares for the unwary

going along every roof top right along our high street,

shooting street lights

shooting the pegs off peoples washing lines

letting pigeons go in supermarkets

playing in derelict houses and smashing them up

making home made chopper style push bikes out of scrap bikes

making custom bogie carts out of stolen parts

 

 

that was just the beginning

[Guest bullterrier]

some right little shit on here when you were younger shame on you

[Paid 935]

Done many of the things mentioned lol, thanks for the memorys, also another version of knock down ginger (knock door run) we did was to use a gat gun and 2 air pistols to shot the door opposite our house, from our bedroom window, so it went "knock knock knock" lol

did it for a week or so, before they noticed all the pellets stuck in the door lol, and called the police, who in seconds worked out were the pellets were coming from

[SNAP SHOT 194]

growing up where i did i had a lot of freedom, most of my childhood was spent, building shelters and camping out in them in the woods,

learning to make trap, etc. fishing, and then putting a line of petrol across teh road during halloween, and once the cars where near lighting it,

tying string to door knockers, and been far away pulling the fishing line, still cracks me up thinking on that one,

 

would leave the house in the morning on school holidays and head to the hills, built a raft and fell asleep on it, friends thought it would be fun not to waken me, in the boiling sun...............

and i suffered for 2 weeks

 

catching fish on my dads boat bigger than i was at the time...!!!! tope mostly and some blue shark...

 

[atomo 19]

all youse old folk arnt that diffrent to what we do now we still do all these things but one of the favourites now are robbing the metal dust caps off peoples cars and getting chase im 15 and dont do much of it no more but the best chase we get is in the park ,wardens we get a load of use and jump the fences ansd wall to the main house in the park and its the funniest thing in the pitch black they come after you in vans and you fall over on all sorts its a good laugh and proud to say i havent been caught yet .the funniest ive seen was in the snow the other month my mate ran to someones door and was kicking it the fella opened the door and the lad was still standing there he slipped and went sliding into the fellas house couldnt stop laughing but ye + theres me think all use old people are boring.

[undisputed 1,664]

Just wondered what sort of things you got upto as kids, we used to do knock a door run and also collect dog poo, wrap it in newspaper, light it and leave it on someones doorstep before ringing the bell and legging it.........cat crawling was also a favourite, this involved climbing fences and hedges at one end of the street to get the the other, all across back gardens.....'orrible little b*****ds we were

 

 

Chap doors run away.set fire to dustbins. Let car tyres down. Collect strays from abandoned buildings.& nick cole from bunkers at night and rolls and newspapers from the local shop before it opened.