sremmulp 3 Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE THE TIDY LADY OWNER OF AN OUTSTANDING LAKELAND DOG I SAW AT SHUGBOROUGH GAME FAIR YESTERDAY.THE ONLY WAY SHE COULD QUELL ITS URGE TO KILL EVERYTHING IN THE RING WAS TO MASSAGE ITS CROWN JEWELS WILST WEARING PATENT LEATHER GLOVES.HOW I WISHED I WAS THAT LAKELAND DOG :yes: 3 Quote Link to post
tearem 31 Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Are you sure she just massaged? Or did she have a warning grip, and would she castrate without anesthaesia if he was naughty in his apparent urge to kill? It is just another way of control????? Works better than a choke chain, and as good as an E- collar. Quote Link to post
Simoman 110 Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Think i'd rather go without the 50p rosette although some showponies would nosh the dog off for a ribbon im sure.......... Quote Link to post
Bosun11 537 Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Think i'd rather go without the 50p rosette although some showponies would nosh the dog off for a ribbon im sure.......... :laugh: Quote Link to post
"Earth!" 503 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Think i'd rather go without the 50p rosette although some showponies would nosh the dog off for a ribbon im sure.......... And there was me thinking it was toothpaste Topper had around his lips Quote Link to post
blackandtans 0 Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE THE TIDY LADY OWNER OF AN OUTSTANDING LAKELAND DOG I SAW AT SHUGBOROUGH GAME FAIR YESTERDAY.THE ONLY WAY SHE COULD QUELL ITS URGE TO KILL EVERYTHING IN THE RING WAS TO MASSAGE ITS CROWN JEWELS WILST WEARING PATENT LEATHER GLOVES.HOW I WISHED I WAS THAT LAKELAND DOG :yes: thank you for comments, them leather gloves do wonders, better shine then brasso plus a calming effect on any man or beast. ha ha Quote Link to post
sremmulp 3 Posted March 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 (edited) WELCOME BLACK AND TAN YOU ARE A RARETY,IN TO TERRIERS,SENSE OF HUMOR,EXTREMELY DEDICATED AND A WOMAN.THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF SINGLE,SEPARATED,DIVORCED OR JUST MISUNDERSTOOD TERRIERMEN ON HERE ONLY DREAMING OF SUCH A GEM.GLAD I HAVENT EMBARASSED YOU Edited March 8, 2011 by sremmulp Quote Link to post
terrier.2 123 Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 WELCOME BLACK AND TAN YOU ARE A RARETY,IN TO TERRIERS,SENSE OF HUMOR,EXTREMELY DEDICATED AND A WOMAN.THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF SINGLE,SEPARATED,DIVORCED OR JUST MISUNDERSTOOD TERRIERMEN ON HERE ONLY DREAMING OF SUCH A GEM.GLAD I HAVENT EMBARASSED YOU mmmmmmm think someones in luuuvvvv! Quote Link to post
Catcher 1 639 Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE THE TIDY LADY OWNER OF AN OUTSTANDING LAKELAND DOG I SAW AT SHUGBOROUGH GAME FAIR YESTERDAY.THE ONLY WAY SHE COULD QUELL ITS URGE TO KILL EVERYTHING IN THE RING WAS TO MASSAGE ITS CROWN JEWELS WILST WEARING PATENT LEATHER GLOVES.HOW I WISHED I WAS THAT LAKELAND DOG :yes: By tidy do you mean.Good eye candy. Quote Link to post
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