Yokel Matt 918 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 (edited) Ok... I'm sure at one time or another we've all sold a rabbit to a butcher or taken some pigeons round the back of a restaurant for a few quid. But what about the times when, instead of cash changing hands, something else is given instead?? I did this quite a lot when i was a kid and had some funny old exchanges (sadly being called up to the bedroom of a MILF was not one of them) but it would be cool to hear other peoples stories. My top scores are probably quite rubbish but here they are anyway: 6 oven ready pigeons for 1 litre of Barcardi (lemon)... (I was 15 and didn't know any better) from a random house on my street... This also let to my first alcohol induced vomiting session. 10 Rabbits for a tiny tupperware pot of game caserole from a pub... 3 rabbits for 3 4pint pitchers of larger at a pub. 10 pigeons for 6 boxes of cartridges from my dads mate. Ii said it was a bit too generous but he said he had seen me shoot and that i had probably used twice that. ...cheeky b*****d. Edited January 30, 2007 by LocalYokel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbithunter 456 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 my best deal yet was 4 skinned rabbits for 10 english pounds only ever sold, havent had any trade-ins Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Nope. Can't say as I ever recall trading my stuff. (What's a "MILF", by the way? ) But, when I was about eighteen, maybe a bit younger? I had a huge haul of bun's to shift and so took them round the local pubs to knock out at thirty bob a throw. Now, contrary to the popular folk myth of youth, few young men of that age are truly hardened drinkers ..... Ye can guess the rest? By the end of a damn hard nights pub crawling, selling bun's and drinking a pint on the way through, I finally ended up one stop from home. One bun left under my great coat and absolutely f*cking paralytic! Bar maid in the Bridge Tavern had my last one. Only she wanted it skinned. Determined to oblige and keep up my self image of the Local Poacher al a Richard Jeffries, I bundled this poor rabbits carcass across the road to some waste land. There, staggering and swaying in the pitch darkness, I - quite frankly - ripped the f*cking thing to pieces with my bare hands! I distincly remember a front leg tearing off to this day! Slung this shattered wreck back in its carrier bag. Took it back to her and fled! Never did go near The Bridge again after that :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shameless Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 MILF = mother I'd like to F trade mine in for pints mainly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Macnas Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Got a nice duck for roasting, all prepared for shooting a fox many years ago. But the best thing I get for coneys and such is permission to shoot game when the season comes around. Always my preferred currency! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yokel Matt 918 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 (edited) But the best thing I get for coneys and such is permission to shoot game when the season comes around. Always my preferred currency! Now THAT is a good one! Its suprising what doors a nice gesture or a little goodwill will open Edited January 30, 2007 by LocalYokel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paddybarr 77 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 MILF = mother I'd like to F trade mine in for pints mainly what yer MUM!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shameless Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 MILF = mother I'd like to F trade mine in for pints mainly what yer MUM!! no yours :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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