Guest thebigdog Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 now that i have your attention...... -My girlfriend got sick of all the bullying so she finally took a razor to herself to end it all. It worked. The namecalling stopped since she got rid of the moustache. - Last night my wife called me a sex addict. I told her to go f**k myself. -My eldest daughter is named Summer, as she is my ray of sunshine. My youngest daughter is called Spring, as she gives hope of what is to come. And my son is called Autumn, as he has downs syndrome and keeps falling out of trees. -Kid : Mom can I wear mini-skirt today ? Mom : No ! Kid : Can I wear lipstick? Mom : No ! Kid : Can I wear high heels ? Mom : No ! Kid : But mom! I'm 18 years old ! Mom : I know John , I know ... -They say a picture is worth a thousand words. The pictures on my computer are worth a long sentence. -"Someone's been eating my porridge!" said Father bear. Mother bear sighed and poured him another bowl. Life was tough and draining for her, now that her husband was suffering from Alzheimer's. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel Shooter 5 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 -They say a picture is worth a thousand words. The pictures on my computer are worth a long sentence. LOL Are these from Sickipedia by any chance? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 -They say a picture is worth a thousand words. The pictures on my computer are worth a long sentence. LOL Are these from Sickipedia by any chance? sure are Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Some crackers there mate...pmsl.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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