sayings you heard growing up with.

[moxy 617]

My grandad always used to say,

 

" If you ever find a weasel asleep, piss in its ear!"

[just jack 998]

My grandad always used to say,

 

" If you ever find a weasel asleep, piss in its ear!"

 

i reckon you would piss yer pants first but thats a good one not sure what it means though

[moxy 617]

My grandad always used to say,

 

" If you ever find a weasel asleep, piss in its ear!"

 

i reckon you would piss yer pants first but thats a good one not sure what it means though

 

Beats me sweetheart, the old boy was like the riddler sometimes!!

[Red Collar 28]

come here so i can skelp yer arse ya wee bastert

Be good, if ye can't be good, don't get f****n caught

I'll put ye teeth that far down ye throat, you'll have to stick ye toothbrush up ye arse to clean them.

[Catcher 1 639]

I will put my toe up your hole.

[ferretess 230]

1,,,,2,,,,,,3

 

will you get up

 

get to your bed

[mexlad 189]

come here so i can skelp yer arse ya wee bastert

Be good, if ye can't be good, don't get f****n caught

I'll put ye teeth that far down ye throat, you'll have to stick ye toothbrush up ye arse to clean them.

 

:laugh: f*****g hell mate thats a beauty

[mexlad 189]

when we used to go down the river my nanny would say watch out for sally green teeth lol.

[Ideation 8,216]

My grandad always used to say,

 

" If you ever find a weasel asleep, piss in its ear!"

 

i reckon you would piss yer pants first but thats a good one not sure what it means though

 

Beats me sweetheart, the old boy was like the riddler sometimes!!

 

 

I think maybe he meant, you can't do the impossible with the impossible, it can't happen cos it can't happen if that makes sense.

[Devon Fox 2]

"piss into the wind boy & you will get your own back!"

 

when trying to move something as a kid and struggling with it - my grandad would say "pull like your trying to get a darky off your mother!!"

 

What's for tea mum "shite and treacle!"

 

your like a fart in a cullender - don't know what hole to come out of!

 

Also if I said as a kid I thought bla bla bla my granny would say "you know what happened to thought don't you?

ThoughT he'd shit himself!"

 

strange stuff lol.

[Attack Fell Terrier 864]

If I wanted something that was too expensive in my impoverished childhood , the old lady would say -

"How do you expect me to pay for it? With Brass buttons?"

 

And if one of us kids were moaning and crying over nothing, she would say "I'll give you something to cry for in a minute" lol.

 

I say to my missus and kids after I drop my bat :stinker: "Better out, than in" lol.

[Tallyho 181]

My mum used to say to us " you can save your self from a theif, you cant a liar , a liar will get you hung ".

[watchman 256]

when us kids asked how old she was my nan would say

 

im as old as my tongue and a bit older than my teeth

 

her favourite when i was playing up

 

you will be feeling the back of my hand in a minute

[Attack Fell Terrier 864]

...

 

her favourite when i was playing up

 

you will be feeling the back of my hand in a minute

 

I say that to my nippers now lol.

[watchman 256]

...

 

her favourite when i was playing up

 

you will be feeling the back of my hand in a minute

 

I say that to my nippers now lol.

 

happy days,a good slap never done us any harm ,few f*****g kids could be straightened up now-days with a good clip round the ear

 

my old mans favourite was get out of my sight,so one day i did, i moved out and never went back