FightTheBan 1,147 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Suck me plums :cry: One of your dads sayings? FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Suck me plums :cry: One of your dads sayings? FTB his ma's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Suck me plums :cry: One of your dads sayings? FTB his ma's Oh gadz... FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,938 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Suck me plums :cry: One of your dads sayings? FTB The priest's :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Suck me plums :cry: One of your dads sayings? FTB The priest's :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) my mother used to say "if ye don't behave I will phone the jaggy jersey man tae come and get ye" ......I used to sh1t myself...lol Edited February 27, 2011 by Night Hunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 my mother used to say "if ye don't behave I will phone the jaggy jersey man tae come and get ye" ......I used to sh1t myself...lol :laugh: we used to get told from my mates dad that flannel feet would get come in your window during the night lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 we got threatened wae maggie murphy lol an her henchman HAIRYTOES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,938 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 This must be a jock thing :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 This must be a jock thing :laugh: yea mush flannels are like tea towels and the story was he tied them to his feet so you couldnt hear his footsteps as he creeped about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bert the fert 28 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Some of my mothers..... I can read you like a ha'penny book wi' no writing in it. Well, you can churn water all day, but you'll not get butter out of it. Not the sense to come in out the rain. And you're no better than you ought to be. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keeper 51 78 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Some of my mothers..... I can read you like a ha'penny book wi' no writing in it. Well, you can churn water all day, but you'll not get butter out of it. Not the sense to come in out the rain. And you're no better than you ought to be. My mums mum ? mum ? MUM ------------ reply " mums arse in parsley sauce " mum where,my fishing gear ------------reply " up in annie's room behind the wall paper " ---never found out who annie was Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leewx 2 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) If ya seen a cow shit you'd want pancakes. Let the harm of the year go with it. Not a saying as such but heard a fella shout out to a group of girls "hey sugar" when they turned around he shouted "not you the other lump" All done up like a dogs dinner. Edited February 27, 2011 by Leewx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 "You dirty little Arab" was one I remember, can't think of any others! Oh gadz... FTB That one's currently doing the rounds in this house, along with a multitude of other Scottish expletives - I've got the mother-in-law in residence and the kids have turned into little Jock parrots.. Must admit, I've learned some fine Scottish sayings over the years, most of them have already been said on here! Took me about 5 years to fully understand them though! "I'll gi ye ya heed in yer hauns tae play wi" "yer Jayket's aun a shoogly peg!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Iwant never gets Dont be fetchin bobbys to my door Thall cop for it if tha dunt gi ower Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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