catchwrestler 31 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Youve got more mouth than a cows got ears ! Hit em back son thats what god gave you fists for !!! I won't have you f*uck*ng swearing in this house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 come here so i can skelp yer arse ya wee bastert Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Red Collar 28 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 come here so i can skelp yer arse ya wee bastert Be good, if ye can't be good, don't get f****n caught Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blooded 62 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 i will give you summat to cry for in a minute Brings a tear to my eye Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 "If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis" was one of my Dad's finest and "Relationship is the worst ship you can sail on" and if you knew my mum, you'd really understand where he was coming from with that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blooded 62 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 "If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis" was one of my Dad's finest quality Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 go to bed with a dreamboat, woke up with a shipwreck, is a favourite saying for my fella, also "mud sticks" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 "If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis" was one of my Dad's finest and "Relationship is the worst ship you can sail on" and if you knew my mum, you'd really understand where he was coming from with that belter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 ma heart bleeds purple pish for ye........ hated it when ma ole ganda used to say that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 "theres a want about that c**t" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Oh and "Proud to be British" is another that's not often heard these days... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 "theres a want about that c**t" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 that looks like a chookter over there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,239 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 "mam its not fair".. its not raining eather! stop gurning kids should be seen and not heard. "whats for tea?" shit with shugar black as the ace of spades,, or black as a golliewog! smelling like a hoars handbag Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,938 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Suck me plums :cry: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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