rocky1 942 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) you could talk under water you boy Edited February 27, 2011 by rocky1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keeper 51 78 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Iwant never gets Dont be fetchin bobbys to my door Thall cop for it if tha dunt gi ower Mutton done up as lamb I will put your head where your feet are If you want a girl that cooks like me marry one my age you've got a face like a slapped arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martnmagik 68 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 when i wer a lad........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colint5 47 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 your deid when the bell goes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smasher 1,055 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 It smells like fish,but it tastes like chicken well she was right about the first part Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 After a session on the town my old man used to say "your all same you lot men at night and boys in morning" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mangy1983 51 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 It smells like fish,but it tastes like chicken well she was right about the first part Sounds like your describing what a gannet tastes like mate! Reason being that the people on butt of the Isle of Lewis traditionally hunt and eat them and that is how the taste is described! cheers Callum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mangy1983 51 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 My favourite sayings when l was growing up were: That guy/girl is as black as the inside of a teapot. Hairy Japanese B@st@rds to describe the infamous Scottish Midge and can't believe this one hasn't been mentioned When l was your age I would walk everywhere... etc cheers Callum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 "TURN THAT F*CKING MUSIC DOWN!!!!" lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimster68 123 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 a few things i herd as i was growing up (1)if brains were dynamite you couldnt blow yer nose, (2)im that lucky if i fell in a bucket ov tits id come out sucking mi thumb (3)yer as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest (4)if you had brains you would be dangerous (5)theres more strenth in an asprin (6)your as bright as a 2watt bulb also a couple of sayings the higher the monkey climbs the trees the more he shows his bollocks. and the final one for now happened when a distraught friend walked into the pub after finding out his missus had been cheeting ,as you can imagin sympathywas in short supply so mi dad calmly told him EVERYBODY KNOWS YER CANT HAVE TWO JOCKYS ON ONE HORSE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hunting mad 147 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Where's my f*****g slipper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boysie 12 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 "you're about as much use as a chocolate fireguard" was always the one in our family Quote Link to post Share on other sites
willygun 0 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 If god appears to me and ask me to offer up one of my children! YOUR'E F---ED. (from mrs browns boys) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 I can remember a couple ... you couldn't hit a coo on the arse wi a banjo... used when you miss a shot etc you've got fingers like coo's tits...was said by an old boy when I was loading his .22 mag with cold hands and dropped a couple of bullets If it disnae stick in yer throat it winnae stick in yer arse...was said when I asked the same old guy if a roe liver looked ok for eating Quote Link to post Share on other sites
michaelw5753 0 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 dont sit too close to the telly your eyes will go square Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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