CarraghsGem 92 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 my auld fella told me one he learnt from the mam of a lad he lived near as a kid(they were travellers) "god helps those who help themselves, god help those caught doing it" "lincolnshire born, lincolnshire bred, strong in the arm, thick in the head" "eat your crusts they'll give you curly hair" (i had very curly hair as a kid and hated it so wouldnt eat my crusts just in case ) "stop pulling that face or the wind will change and you'll be stuck like that" loads more but cant think of them at moment lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 'A gid goin aye gets' - one of my favourites. 'He has mare money than a horse could shite' Cant think of any more at the minute, sure there is pleanty. Good topic. FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 When the rivers red take the dirt track insted 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 "he's as queer as a 9bob note" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) 'will you hold yer wheesht' Meaning will you keep quiet! Heard that regularly growing up. And 'away and bile yer heid' waqs a favourite of my grandads. FTB Edited February 26, 2011 by FightTheBan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 as a kid was told by my gran."you will go to the burny fire for swearing" some good responses some i aint heard before.certainly makes you think of the folk no longer with us. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rocky1 942 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 wait untill your dad gets in you have 2 get in cause the boogieman out i,ll count two 5 and i allways pushed it two 4 3/4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) youd get a peice in jam at anybodys door.......... Edited February 26, 2011 by DottyDoo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 youd get a peice in jam at anybodys door.......... yea heard that a few times Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 ACT YOUR AGE SON ~ when i must of been 10 YOU WILL GO TO SCHOOL.................. YOU NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL, SO ITS THE DETENTION CENTRE THIS TIME ~ said quite a few times The best and most used was ~ WE WILL SEE HOW FUNNY YOU ARE WHEN YOUR DAD COMES HOME . You was a little shit then :laugh: I think the answer to that would be , id off been HORRIFIED if my kids would of done half the things i got up too . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,714 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 mam im hungry ...well these bread and driping in the pantry ,thetll stick to your ribs!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 The best threat i've heard was said to a young lad " if you don't fukk off, i'll kick the fukk out of your da and stick you back inside your ma" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Grandads favourites.........."Hold yer tongue!"..........dinner time was just simply "Eat and be merry!"... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 You better be in her when the street lights come on..... is your ears painted on???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 a skud round the coupon followed by the words "thats for nothin see what ye get for something!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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