scothunter 12,609 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 be interesting to hear of the diffrent ones throughout the regions in the country. ones i heard often. `1"whats for you wont go by you" 2" wont miss you and hit the kitchen wall" 3"lang may your lum reek" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
savagebulldog20 0 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 a couple my dad used to like were: 1. i'll put you through the f*****g wall in a minute 2. turn the f*****g lights out, im not made of f*****g money 3. f**k these f*****g b*****d kids always f*****g breaking something or f*****g something up, F**************K!!!! he was such an angry man lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 am arresting you on............................................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 i will give you summat to cry for in a minute you will have someones eye out with that stop starting see this .. well you didnt say that did you ..lol if your cold put a ganzey on you will smirk on the other side of your face get it ate .. there millions of starving beafrons got nowt you ungrateful brat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) a couple my dad used to like were: 1. i'll put you through the f*****g wall in a minute 2. turn the f*****g lights out, im not made of f*****g money 3. f**k these f*****g b*****d kids always f*****g breaking something or f*****g something up, F**************K!!!! he was such an angry man lol heard a few of them myself another one my dad said regulary was when we wished for something "well wish in one hand and shit in the other,see which one fills up first" another was "ill f*****g swing for you" Edited February 26, 2011 by scothunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 My Grans favourite........."You can only piss with the cock you've got" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Don't come down till the chimney is swept....... Use the coats as blankets if your cold..... No you can't get a striker, your choppers like new... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 weans should be seen an not heard......... what ye mean lifes no fair..........neithers the hair on a darkees arse............. ye keep that up an ye gettin it............ loads a others but dont want everybody to think us jocks were abused as kids Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Be quiet you little c**t!!!!!!!!!!...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miller 18 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Don't come running to me if you break your leg 2,Well Al go to foot of our stairs 3,you will be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute 4, wipe that smile of your face before i knock it of. Happy day's. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 40 winks used to be my nans .. my mates dad used to look at us n shake his head saying sheeps brains ,, and my old mans saying waste o rations ..my grandads fruitcake everyone was one according to him .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Don't come running to me if you break your leg 2,Well Al go to foot of our stairs 3,you will be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute 4, wipe that smile of your face before i knock it of. Happy day's. the thing is i say stuff like it my lad now :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miller 18 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Snap my daughter has grown up listening to me sounding like my parents too. Don't come running to me if you break your leg 2,Well Al go to foot of our stairs 3,you will be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute 4, wipe that smile of your face before i knock it of. Happy day's. the thing is i say stuff like it my lad now :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) ACT YOUR AGE SON ~ when i must of been 10 YOU WILL GO TO SCHOOL .................. YOU NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL, SO ITS THE DETENTION CENTRE THIS TIME ~ said quite a few times The best and most used was ~ WE WILL SEE HOW FUNNY YOU ARE WHEN YOUR DAD COMES HOME . Edited February 26, 2011 by lanesra Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 ACT YOUR AGE SON ~ when i must of been 10 YOU WILL GO TO SCHOOL.................. YOU NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL, SO ITS THE DETENTION CENTRE THIS TIME ~ said quite a few times The best and most used was ~ WE WILL SEE HOW FUNNY YOU ARE WHEN YOUR DAD COMES HOME . You was a little shit then :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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