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f**k me. Why don't you just call 999. Your an idiot mate

HES ONLY A KID FFS....

He may be a kid, but he's been on here 10 month so he should know we're all c**ts by now, and he does have a habit of asking some pretty daft q's without engaging his brain first, he's got to learn so

I love songbirds imagine a world without them and how quiet it would be!!when i was a kid I used to tie a long piece of string to a wooden peg and balance a shopping basket on top on one side with loads of bread underneath and hide in the garage waiting for the birds to come. Then when they were confident of going under id pull the string and the basket would capture the birds! 9 out of 10 times it would be a sparrow but i caught many robins, blackbirds, blue tits, starlings etc but my best ever was a pair of yellow hammers!! Thinking back now that must of been atleast 20 yrs ago but i can still remember the excitement of catching them two cracking little birds in one go like it was yesterday! I also used to have a sparrow trap that id set before school and rush home after to check it and that was always a good way to catch them! It was a round net trap that when set was a half moon shape and you would but some bread on the scoop and when the bird pecked it it would release one side of the trap and catch the bird in the net! i used to let them all fly of unharmed and it was great fun for a kid!

I had a tele when i was younger.............. :whistling:

 

 

Now theres a lie if ever I heard one.

:whistling:

FTB

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I love songbirds imagine a world without them and how quiet it would be!!when i was a kid I used to tie a long piece of string to a wooden peg and balance a shopping basket on top on one side with loads of bread underneath and hide in the garage waiting for the birds to come. Then when they were confident of going under id pull the string and the basket would capture the birds! 9 out of 10 times it would be a sparrow but i caught many robins, blackbirds, blue tits, starlings etc but my best ever was a pair of yellow hammers!! Thinking back now that must of been atleast 20 yrs ago but i can still remember the excitement of catching them two cracking little birds in one go like it was yesterday! I also used to have a sparrow trap that id set before school and rush home after to check it and that was always a good way to catch them! It was a round net trap that when set was a half moon shape and you would but some bread on the scoop and when the bird pecked it it would release one side of the trap and catch the bird in the net! i used to let them all fly of unharmed and it was great fun for a kid!

I had a tele when i was younger.............. :whistling:

 

 

Now theres a lie if ever I heard one.

:whistling:

FTB

lol if he did prob nicked it :tongue2:

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I love songbirds imagine a world without them and how quiet it would be!!when i was a kid I used to tie a long piece of string to a wooden peg and balance a shopping basket on top on one side with loads of bread underneath and hide in the garage waiting for the birds to come. Then when they were confident of going under id pull the string and the basket would capture the birds! 9 out of 10 times it would be a sparrow but i caught many robins, blackbirds, blue tits, starlings etc but my best ever was a pair of yellow hammers!! Thinking back now that must of been atleast 20 yrs ago but i can still remember the excitement of catching them two cracking little birds in one go like it was yesterday! I also used to have a sparrow trap that id set before school and rush home after to check it and that was always a good way to catch them! It was a round net trap that when set was a half moon shape and you would but some bread on the scoop and when the bird pecked it it would release one side of the trap and catch the bird in the net! i used to let them all fly of unharmed and it was great fun for a kid!

I had a tele when i was younger.............. :whistling:

 

 

Now theres a lie if ever I heard one.

:whistling:

FTB

I never said it worked!!!

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I love songbirds imagine a world without them and how quiet it would be!!when i was a kid I used to tie a long piece of string to a wooden peg and balance a shopping basket on top on one side with loads of bread underneath and hide in the garage waiting for the birds to come. Then when they were confident of going under id pull the string and the basket would capture the birds! 9 out of 10 times it would be a sparrow but i caught many robins, blackbirds, blue tits, starlings etc but my best ever was a pair of yellow hammers!! Thinking back now that must of been atleast 20 yrs ago but i can still remember the excitement of catching them two cracking little birds in one go like it was yesterday! I also used to have a sparrow trap that id set before school and rush home after to check it and that was always a good way to catch them! It was a round net trap that when set was a half moon shape and you would but some bread on the scoop and when the bird pecked it it would release one side of the trap and catch the bird in the net! i used to let them all fly of unharmed and it was great fun for a kid!

I had a tele when i was younger.............. :whistling:

 

 

Now theres a lie if ever I heard one.

:whistling:

FTB

lol if he did prob nicked it :tongue2:

FFS i was a bairn........theft was my dads job... :feck:

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True scothunter its little things like that that turn you into a true hunter with lurchers instead of a wannabe hunter chasing half tame pheasants with fat labs lol!!

My dogs dont chase them ya daft c**t.....they retrieve them!!!! Skilled workers, not point and slip pat-lickers :whistling: .............. :tongue2:

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My dogs dont chase them ya daft c**t.....they retrieve them!!!! Skilled workers, not point and slip pat-lickers :whistling: .............. :tongue2:

 

 

:laugh:

It always amazes me the amount of people that ask you 'how do you train your dog to chase the birds' or 'how do you train them to catch them' :doh:

 

FFS

 

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FTB I did that too with gulls only with a fish tail.... Err I mean I knew some cruel boys who did it.

 

 

I know...it's shocking.

 

Have you ever seen the bicarbonate soda trick?

I was always told about it but never seen it...i found it more exciting to dope them up a bit on antifreeze then hit them with a tennis racket.

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(joke again for those of you who stupid)

 

FTB

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It always amazes me the amount of people that ask you 'how do you train your dog to chase the birds' or 'how do you train them to catch them' :doh:

 

FFS

 

FTB

He has an excuse.....now how would craigyboy put this..? "He's a scouse kunt"................... :laugh:

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FTB I did that too with gulls only with a fish tail.... Err I mean I knew some cruel boys who did it.

 

 

I know...it's shocking.

 

Have you ever seen the bicarbonate soda trick?

I was always told about it but never seen it...i found it more exciting to dope them up a bit on antifreeze then hit them with a tennis racket.

:whistling:

 

(joke again for those of you who stupid)

 

FTB

Does that work? The old exploding bicarb' with the stomach contents?

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FTB I did that too with gulls only with a fish tail.... Err I mean I knew some cruel boys who did it.

 

 

I know...it's shocking.

 

Have you ever seen the bicarbonate soda trick?

I was always told about it but never seen it...i found it more exciting to dope them up a bit on antifreeze then hit them with a tennis racket.

:whistling:

 

(joke again for those of you who stupid)

 

FTB

Does that work? The old exploding bicarb' with the stomach contents?

 

 

Supposedly. But ive never seen it so wouldnt know.

Theres more than one way to skin a cat......or bird.

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FTB

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Like you FTB only heard about it, I can't see how it can work to be honest. I remember collecting eggs when I was a lad, for scientific research. Anyhow, cloaks this mistle thrush on the nest, I knew the scientists didn't have one of those eggs so I tried to shoo the bird off the nest but it wouldn't budge. Too good an opportunity to miss I started to slip my hand under her to get an egg, well...... She went mental.... Pecked f**k out My hand till I moved it and the latched on to my nose.... I was screaming like a girl trying to pull it off. Sad to say but that thrush beat the shit out of me something that I haven't admitted to this day.

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