JOKE

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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.No matter how much he tried to forget about it,he couldn't.The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.Every once in a while however he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said:

'Dave,don't worry about it.You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you wont be the last.Also,you're single....let it go.'

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,whispering:

 

 

'Dave.................you're a vet.'

A cute little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp,'Excuthe me mithter,do you keep widdle wabbitth?'

As the shopkeeper's heart melts,he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level,and asks,'Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a soft and fluffy black wabbit,or perhaps you'd like that cute widdle brown wabbit over there?'

She,in turn blushes,rock on her heels,puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a quiet voice,

'I don't think my python weally givth a thit.'

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