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I will, I'll phone you during the week.

Mybattery's dead sure write your number down and I'll send you a txt during the week.

It was'nt me.

I got the last ones in, your round.

Liverpool are gonna win the premiership in the next 5 years.

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WHO FARTED ? its the dogs in the boot .

 

RIGHT SOME FUCKERS DOG DID A SHIT IN THE BOOT ? lets see . aw it wasnt my dog i know what my dogs shite looks like :clapper:

 

THIS IS GOOD PERMISH THERE IS PLENTY ON IT , aye a have been coming here for years :blink:

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"he's good with cats" i got told when i went to look at gyp... right before he snapped at the tabby he'd grown up with! i shoulda took more heed of the warning...

"they escaped" my dad, about my pet rabbit & her ten littl'uns... he'd actually sold them at diss auction!

"can't do a thing with him... vicious as hell... have yer hand off!" previous owner of a ferret i once had. Ruby was so dopey he would curl up on my lap & fall asleep, never bit me or showed any signs of aggression to anyone or anything!

"eat your crusts, they'll make your hair curl" 23 years of eating bread crusts, still my hair is dead straight.

"it's a lovely shade of copper" a hairdresser, when i was 15, after she turned my hair bright orange.

"its not you, it's me" actual meaning - "it's you. you're a nutter!"

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It's not you love, it's me..........I just need a little space!!!

 

How much :censored: space does the guy need, i had not seen him for 3 weeks anyway!!!!!!!!!!!! :realmad: :chair:

 

 

What this really means is.......I want to go wild with my mates, spend the next 2 weeks getting pissed and acting 20, even though I'm 42.........When I realise I'm not 20 and all my mates have crwled back home, I'll be calling you to get my leg over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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